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☆ caught in the rain meme ☆ little steps meme ☆ affectionate physical contact meme ☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy ☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU ☆ melodrama is ultimate tier ★ SHIPPING AND FILTHY THINGS: ☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh ☆ things I won't rp: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character ☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty ☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen

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[cupiditates]

What's with the interrogation?

[Oh, that's clever, see, he just quoted his words back at him, isn't that cute? His arm curls in closer, keeping him pressed against him, his fingers working a little further beneath his shirt.]

[moochobliged]

[That is cute, but only because Ling is an absolute moron when Greed sticks his hand in his shirt. He gropes blindly down near Greed's hip until he finds it and curls his finger there. Hey.]

I answered most of your questions, to be fair. You probably owe me.

[cupiditates]

[Hey, and he shifts, letting his shirt ride up, giving him room to touch.]

Then guess, why don't you. You're a smart guy. What do you think I'm doing to you, huh?

[moochobliged]

[Well if that isn't encouragement he doesn't know what is. He goes right ahead, slim fingers drumming against his hip and then sliding against skin.]

Teasing me for what I said last time. Don't lie.

[cupiditates]

[Oh. That stops the fingers right in their tracks, as he glances down at him.]

I don't lie. It's a point of pride.

[And then:]

So, what, you think I'm gonna pull away in a minute and yell just kidding?

[moochobliged]

[Ah, no... That was the opposite of what he wanted. He looks up, wiggling his fingers on Greed's hip insistently.]

No, but I don't think teasing me is the same thing as pretending.

[Teasing and touching aren't mutually exclusive!]

Don't you ever multitask?

[cupiditates]

I'm not gonna drag you into my lap and fuck you tonight, but don't act like I'm leading you on.

[Which answers him and doesn't answer him all at once. It's better than huh, anyway. His fingers drum against Ling's skin, and for a moment it seems as if he might shove him away, but then--]

Give smoking one more try.

[It's more relevant than it seems.]

[moochobliged]

Now I just think you're not listening to me.

[Or Ling isn't very skilled in this particular flirtation, which is definitely true. He lets the issue drop, (just like his stomach, flipping over when Greed just casually mentions fucking him, have mercy--) and tilts his head to look up at him with raised eyebrows.

If anything is teasing him, it's wanting him to wheeze again—]

Just once?

[cupiditates]

[Fifty of one, half a dozen of the other, they're both hopeless in this . . .]

Just once.

[He pulls his arm back, holding his cigarette between his teeth. Carefully, hands calloused and hardened, he slides his fingers beneath Ling's jaw, tipping his head up.]

Open your mouth.

[moochobliged]

[To Ling's credit, he doesn't leap at the chance for Greed to stick a cigarette in his mouth after it was unpleasant the first time. He has more sense than that, but he can't deny being curious and appreciating the hand against his skin somewhere else (rougher than he imagined a bartender's hands would be, but why—). So.

Just once. He does as he's told, opening his mouth.]

[cupiditates]

Good boy.

[Praise, both meant and mocking, and he inhales sharply on his cigarette. One hand leaves Ling's face, tugging the cigarette out of his lips as he ducks in and presses their mouths together.

It's a kiss, no doubt, as his tongue snakes forward and traces against his bottom lip. It's also a way to stream smoke from his lungs to Ling's in one slow exhale, a proper shotgun kiss, all heat and bruising firmness, and he keeps their mouths together, really leaning in and deepening it towards the end.

It doesn't last forever. Half a minute, maybe, if that, and then he's pulling back, a smirk on his face. So there.]

[moochobliged]

[You know, all things considered, Ling should have seen that coming. He's sitting here goading Greed about his intentions, purposely toeing the line of his temper and pride, so in retrospect - obvious. Still, he freezes the split second before their mouths connect, when he realizes what's happening, and all but melts into him immediately after. He's never been kissed like this in his life, smoke and heat going right to his lungs, and it's not what he expected but it's certainly what he's been wanting for weeks. Maybe even months, if the soft noise he can't help making against Greed's mouth is any indication.

He's kissed a few people before but none of them were like this, no shyness, no darting in and out quick like it's too dangerous to admit doing. Greed kisses like he means it, and Ling would probably be weak in the knees if he were still on his feet. He slides his hand up Greed's side to just beneath his shoulder, gripping his shirt there.

With smoke in his lungs and Greed practically enveloping him the best he can do is try to keep up, but he's still flushed and a little out of breath when Greed pulls back. And- a little cough, smoky, while he runs his thumb over his lower lip. Okay then.]

Okay, okay, that one was better.

[cupiditates]

No kidding.

[H keeps Ling's face in his hand, his gaze hungry as it darts over his face. He wants very much to kiss him again; to lean in and drag him on his lap and consume him, kiss him until he's breathless, touch him until he's wailing and begging Greed for more, but--

Mm. Better to let his imagination work for a while. He leans in, nipping at his bottom lip again, before pulling away entirely.]

Break's over, kiddo.

[Is it, or is that just a way for him to dismiss Ling?]

[moochobliged]

[Ling doesn't let go of his shirt immediately. Just one kiss and not even his first one, but there's kissing and then there's that, and he could kiss Greed probably for the rest of the night, by his best estimation. It's a little dizzying now, all of a sudden, after they've broken apart—it will be ages before he can focus on anything else, he already knows.

Too bad he's being cut off, which definitely is a cool bar joke he could make, but instead—]

Now that you've kissed me, you should give me your number.

[He's got Texts to Send, big guy.]

[cupiditates]

One kiss and you already think you can call the shots?

[But he doesn't seem displeased. He shoves his fingers through Ling's hair one last time before hoisting himself to his feet, his stupid pointed shoes clinking against the pavement of the roof as he does.]

Go see if you can get it out of someone.

[moochobliged]

[Hmm, forgot about the pointy shoes, gotta reevaluate this not-yet-relationship real quick—]

That just takes longer!

[Said with a huff, leaning back against the bricks and watching Greed from down here where he is.]

Besides, I was going to stay up here for a little while.

[cupiditates]

Poor baby!

[He laughs like the asshole he is, nudging Ling lightly with one boot.]

Stay up here if you want. I got a job to get back to.

[A beat, and then:]

If you can't even find out my number, you're not gonna do great when it comes to finding out shit that'll elevate your family. Besides . . . how bad do you want it?

[It being the d, but also maybe Greed himself.]

[moochobliged]

[They both know he's just going to corner Bido and say "hey, what's Greed's number??" until the poor man caves. It's okay to admit that about the whole ridiculous number situation. When he sends Greed a meme at four in the morning, Greed will know he won.]

Pretty bad! [No time for pretending otherwise!!] But if you're worried I'll give up, you could just tell me now.

[cupiditates]

I'll see you later, kid.

[Nah, he's not worried that he'll give up. He just likes drawing this out, that's all; he likes making him work for it. But that's that; he throws his cigarette out, steps on it, just leaves it there like a piece of shit, and heads back downstairs. Ling really is free to stay up there for as long as he'd like, though Roa will come loom at him once two AM hits.

And because he is not stupid, he makes Bido do inventory for a while, just so Ling can't pressure him. Be innovative, trust fund baby, he believes in you. Send him a dick pic or something though, jesus, not a fucking meme.]

[moochobliged]

[Damn, that was his best plan. Back to step one.

He does spend a while longer up on the roof—to get some air or something, it isn't entirely thanks to Greed that he wants to linger up here and feel the breeze. And he can't just go back down the stairs like a normal person either, instead finding the gutter drain and shimmying down until he can hop off into that alley and probably startle a young couple just trying to enjoy some back alley head... it's a whole thing.

However he winds up getting Greed's number in the end is a mystery for the ages - he probably had to pick a lock and crawl in through a window and give Bido a heart attack, but no matter. It's most definitely late when, from the comfort of his own home, he sends Greed a line of fire emojis and a couple 100s. Then a selfie, looking pleased with himself.

It's not a meme.]

[cupiditates]

[It's not a meme.

It's vaguely incomprehensible, beyond a general message of smugness, but at least the picture is nice. Expensive, boy, look at that room behind him, that's the room of a guy who never has to worry about anything if he doesn't want to, and Greed whistles softly to himself. His own room isn't so shabby, frankly, but Ling has him beat.]

told you you could do it.

its pretty late. sure you should be awake on a school night?

[moochobliged]

[It's a room big enough for at least two other people to live in comfortably, which isn't clear from just one selfie but will be eventually. And yet he enjoys climbing out his thousand-dollar window to go sit on grimy rooftops.

Anyway. Greed!!]

you're not the boss of me! it's okay to admit you want to talk to me.

[cupiditates]

Yet.

[JUST SAYING ... no he just wants to avoid admitting that he wants to talk to Ling, hm.]

/Do/ you even go to school?

[moochobliged]

[Oh, Mr. Greed... Ling doesn't know enough about kink to make a daddy joke, but if he did, he would do it. Know this.]

i graduated! now i do pretty much what you already know.

[cupiditates]

[HE MEANT COLLEGE]

Which is going to parties and sneaking off to hang out at seedy bars. Hard life you live, huh?

how'd you end up getting this number anyway?