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☆ caught in the rain meme ☆ little steps meme ☆ affectionate physical contact meme ☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy ☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU ☆ melodrama is ultimate tier ★ SHIPPING AND FILTHY THINGS: ☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh ☆ things I won't rp: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character ☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty ☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen

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[cupiditates]

Yet.

[JUST SAYING ... no he just wants to avoid admitting that he wants to talk to Ling, hm.]

/Do/ you even go to school?

[moochobliged]

[Oh, Mr. Greed... Ling doesn't know enough about kink to make a daddy joke, but if he did, he would do it. Know this.]

i graduated! now i do pretty much what you already know.

[cupiditates]

[HE MEANT COLLEGE]

Which is going to parties and sneaking off to hang out at seedy bars. Hard life you live, huh?

how'd you end up getting this number anyway?

[moochobliged]

[Oh, then no, maybe eventually. He has Family Obligations.]

trade secret.

i didn't think you'd call your own bar seedy.

[cupiditates]

i'll find out

"seedy" isn't a bad thing. nobody comes to devil's nest because it's a nice place, and that includes you.

[moochobliged]

don't lecture me this late..... i like your bar but i don't go anywhere else, you know.

[cupiditates]

im not lecturing you im telling you

educating you on life's darker underbelly

pretty soon we'll move on to corrupting you entirely

[moochobliged]

oh no am i going to need to smoke more?

stay up past my bedtime? jailbreak my phone?

[cupiditates]

i said "corrupt" you, not turn you into a suburban white girl who has daddy issues

[moochobliged]

and for you, "corrupt" means...?

[cupiditates]

Let's start with you getting fucked properly and go from there.

[moochobliged]

buy me dinner first.

[He's serious. Anyway, no dick pic? It's been several minutes.]

[cupiditates]

i'll buy you a pretty drink, how about that

[moochobliged]

what if i bought YOU dinner? a man can't live on cherries alone.

[cupiditates]

sure, kid, why not. make me feel real special.

name your date

[moochobliged]

[Don't say that to a rich boy with cash to burn!!]

well, when aren't you working? no bailing in the middle.

[cupiditates]

tomorrow night
eight oclock earliest
you gonna pick me up in your car oh wait no you don't have one do you
your bike, maybe

[moochobliged]

how many cars do you think are in my garage right now?

[They are cars he is allowed to drive, so that's good enough.]

bring a tie.

[cupiditates]

are they YOUR cars
it doesn't count if they're your daddy's

where the hell are you taking me?

[moochobliged]

count for what? you won't kiss me if someone else's name is on the registration?

and: dinner!

[cupiditates]

it means you can't brag about them
they're not yours
that's like if i said oh, i almost own a bunch of cars, it's not impressive

don't be a wiseass

[moochobliged]

then i won't brag, but i'll still pick you up in one.

we're going to my favorite restaurant! it's uptown, so make all of your sheltered rich people jokes now.

[cupiditates]

there's my uptown girl

bet i can guess which one

this is my worst tag ever

[moochobliged]

my downtown man [and several fire emojis]

go ahead and guess.

im making those icon keywords

[cupiditates]

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