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☆ caught in the rain meme ☆ little steps meme ☆ affectionate physical contact meme ☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy ☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU ☆ melodrama is ultimate tier ★ SHIPPING AND FILTHY THINGS: ☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh ☆ things I won't rp: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character ☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty ☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen

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[cupiditates]

Let's start with you getting fucked properly and go from there.

[moochobliged]

buy me dinner first.

[He's serious. Anyway, no dick pic? It's been several minutes.]

[cupiditates]

i'll buy you a pretty drink, how about that

[moochobliged]

what if i bought YOU dinner? a man can't live on cherries alone.

[cupiditates]

sure, kid, why not. make me feel real special.

name your date

[moochobliged]

[Don't say that to a rich boy with cash to burn!!]

well, when aren't you working? no bailing in the middle.

[cupiditates]

tomorrow night
eight oclock earliest
you gonna pick me up in your car oh wait no you don't have one do you
your bike, maybe

[moochobliged]

how many cars do you think are in my garage right now?

[They are cars he is allowed to drive, so that's good enough.]

bring a tie.

[cupiditates]

are they YOUR cars
it doesn't count if they're your daddy's

where the hell are you taking me?

[moochobliged]

count for what? you won't kiss me if someone else's name is on the registration?

and: dinner!

[cupiditates]

it means you can't brag about them
they're not yours
that's like if i said oh, i almost own a bunch of cars, it's not impressive

don't be a wiseass

[moochobliged]

then i won't brag, but i'll still pick you up in one.

we're going to my favorite restaurant! it's uptown, so make all of your sheltered rich people jokes now.

[cupiditates]

there's my uptown girl

bet i can guess which one

this is my worst tag ever

[moochobliged]

my downtown man [and several fire emojis]

go ahead and guess.

im making those icon keywords

[cupiditates]

Buddakan

damn it

[moochobliged]

[how dare you fucking read him like that]

just because i'm asian??

jk but yeah they know me there.

[cupiditates]

because why the fuck would you take us to a french restaurant

ask nice and i'll buy us wine

[moochobliged]

for crepes, who do you think i am?

i don't know if i want wine.

[cupiditates]

a kid i use to eat what bar food's about to expire
you're right
that one's on me

/i/ want wine
you don't have to have any

[moochobliged]

i'm hungry, not discerning.

so i don't have to ask nice?

[cupiditates]

No, you do. You just don't have to have it if you don't want to. but if you do: ask nice.

tomorrow at eight, yeah? i'll see you then

[moochobliged]

so many rules...

see you tomorrow!! [and some more fire emojis, good night babe.

And he will indeed be waiting outside the bar at eight the following night, leaning against his (dad's) car like he is the coolest thing. The car is nice but not too nice, because he knows what part of town he's in (so, by Ling's still skewed standards, it's like a brand new Lexus). Ling has made the effort to dress nice, sports coat and pressed shirt and everything, which for him is effortless, but he doesn't wear a tie. Forget the tie.

Do appreciate his hair up in a very classy bun, though. He spent time on it.

Greed has about a minute before he starts getting spammed with emoji until he comes outside.]

[cupiditates]

[He is ten whole minutes late like a cool dude, and also because he had to go through a no-man's-land of opinions and gentle roasts from his staff, what the fuck, guys, is he not their boss, does he not rule over their paychecks, fuck off--

--but there he is, a little more dressed down than Ling, definitely louder, but still on the acceptable side of classy. He has a tie, like an adult, which is why the waitress will inevitably like him more. But it's worth the wait, isn't it? It better be.

It's certainly worth the wait on his end. He grins to see Ling, all done up like the trust fund boy he is. The hair is a nice touch, though he laughs as he sees the car.]

Better hand over the keys quick before that gets jacked.

[because obviously he is driving]

[moochobliged]

[Look, Ling is the sugar daddy here. Sugar boy? What the fuck ever, he's paying, the staff wishes they had pretty rich boys who wanted to take them on fancy dates.

Ten minutes of extra waiting evaporates when he sees that Greed is actually wearing a tie, like he asked. He looks good! Still very clearly a sleaze from the bad part of town, but maybe the bad part of town in question now is where the houses are one story instead of three, and not here.]

What? No.

[Get in the car? Don't be difficult.]

You look nice.

[cupiditates]

[take him from third class steerage as he is, rose]

Yes. And yeah, I do, thanks for noticing--

[He walks around to the other side of the car, JUST GONNA GET IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, come on Ling we've got places to be--]