Don't be so short! [He laughs, as if he's one to talk really, and sets the remote aside to stand up. Fine, he will go get the bag of chips. After a few stumbles across the room, apparently.
Two arms, and he has more trouble gathering the chips and bag of cookies he wants to bring over than Shoot did. He dumps them onto the table between the couch and the tv, plopping back down and snatching up the remote.
[Ah, there he goes. Shoot turns back to watch him with only some vague concern, because he would actually wobble over to peel Knuckle off the floor if he went down. He'd be on his own for picking up the snacks though.
BUT, time for this no doubt terrible movie. Shoot spends considerably more time carefully picking out which chips he wants to eat first than... watching the movie for about twenty movies of it. After that he leans forward to put the chip bowl on the table, and within the next five minutes he seems to have dozed off.
Quietly. And upright. He nods awake a few times, but not enough to catch most of this (terrible) film. Eventually he'll actually slump sideways onto Knuckle's shoulder, out like a light.
[Knuckle, meanwhile, eats like all of the chips that Shoot didn't touch, half the cookies, and cries at the movie even before Shoot falls asleep. People keep dying or becoming vampires and losing their loved ones or dying more.
He does eventually notice that Shoot is asleep on him, and so he'll stop snacking (that's why the cookies are only half finished) and watch quietly, but he does cry a little more and eventually slip into sleep, slumped against the couch with his head leaning against Shoot's.
When he wakes up, the sun feels way too bright, even in this tiny little apartment, and his head is pounding. He groans, trying to sit up and temporarily forgetting that Shoot is slumped against him. But when he feels the weight slip away, he remembers--] Shit! [And leans forward to catch him, grimacing at the way his body rejects every single one of these movements.
[Shoot stirs once or twice, mostly because falling asleep in this position is murder on his neck, but he never manages to move somehow - so when he wakes in the morning, it's at precisely the moment he seems to be falling.
Let the record show, falling even a short distance (so short it shouldn't even qualify as a fall) is much, much worse with a splitting headache and the usual disorientation of just waking up. Christ, he's even still dizzy—]
Wh- [The next noise he makes is a word that has not yet been invented, used to express regret and great pain and swear all at the same time. He can't even bear to sit back up, this is horrible. His mouth feels like he swallowed a bee and a lot of sand, but he manages to speak.]
[It's a grumble of a response himself, even if he does feel bad about nearly dropping Shoot there. Sorry buddy. He's a lot more used to hangovers, probably, so he did think this out a little the night before!
He'd thought out ways to help him deal with the hangover, but he never thought to maybe have them drink water or eat along with it or anything helpful to avoid this.
He shifts Shoot carefully to prop him up against the pillows of the couch, looking a little nervous. He's usually dealt with these alone, not while helping someone else!]
[Shoot regrets so much, so so much. He's too blindsided by the throbbing in his head to start blaming anybody (but it's not his fault, for sure), and can only come up with a low, breathy kind of noise after he's leaned on the pillows. It's a noise of despair, so much that he's not even embarrassed about being moved around like a delicate- something. His head hurts too much to even think it through.
Water sounds heavenly. He might cry into it.
Ah, but after he closes his eyes to sit here and not look at light, he asks the important questions:]
[He's very curt in that reply, grabbing their two signature glasses (they probably each have their own and call that having dishes) and moving to the tap. The main vampire had been given just a fraction of a backstory, one that was supposed to make him seem even more horrible.
But Knuckle had found sympathy in it and cried himself to sleep. Now he was pretty upset-- he never got to see how it ended!
With the glasses full, he walks them over to the couch carefully. His own gets set down and then he carefully passes the other to Shoot with both hands.]
[He can read the summary online... Shoot sits there quietly after that, listening to the sounds of Knuckle getting water. Mercifully not noises horrible enough to worsen his headache, although it seems like he might have fallen back asleep until he cracks an eye open to take the glass.]
Thanks. [He needs a couple seconds to look down at this water before he feels he can drink it without spilling it everywhere, then does; a hesitant sip followed by a much more appreciative gulp.
Ah, now what to say...]
Uh- Are you okay?
[He means Knuckle doesn't have to act not-miserable and take care of him, but hell if he can say that without fumbling it.]
[No. He's not okay. His head is splitting, the lights hurt his eyes, his throat hurts, his arms are strangely sore, he feels like he might puke at any moment-- But no way in hell is he going to say that!
He picks up his glass of water very carefully.]
I'm fine! You've seen how me and Morel get wasted. This is nothing! [This is horrible.] I'll recover in no time, so you just focus on feeling better! [Kill him. He'll be here, drinking down this water.]
[No, don't take care of him, he can't deal with it... This also all sounds very much like Knuckle trying to claim he wasn't crying over dogs at any given time, so. Well.
Obviously, he is full of it. Shoot looks at him evenly as he drinks more water.]
Knuckle... [stop??] You're being too loud.
[That's- okay, that's true, but he means it in a- in a way that's trying to help? No, this is stupid. He looks at his glass for conversational advice, then back up at Knuckle.]
Don't be stupid, idiot! I'm completely fine! I've got more experience, and--
[He chokes a little, spilling a bit of his water into his lap as he leans away from Shoot, covering his mouth with a free hand. Ah, please hold. An entire bag of chips and half a bag of cookies was not a good idea.
But he recovers, after a few seconds, looking grim.]
[Whoa there. Shoot's eyes widen slightly with definite concern - partly for the upholstery, don't throw up on the only couch - but he doesn't know what he should do...
He sighs, drinking another huge gulp of water. He feels like his skull's about to split like an egg and he's definitely dehydrated, but only eating a handful of chips seems to have done him more favors than Knuckle shoving food into his face so rapidly. Once he's emptied most of his glass of water he sets it on the table and scoots a little closer, peering.
The hangover makes him feel bold, maybe. Or the threat of being sick all over the floor.]
Shut up, you're not fine. [best pal award goes to] You should go to bed.
[GOD SHOOT. He waves off the man's concern, drinking another huge gulp of water (not a great idea) and letting that set after he gasps. With that out of the way, he sets his glass down and brushes himself off from any water droplets not already soaked in.
Then, he zooms in on Shoot.]
How're ya feeling? Aside from the headache. You sick at all? Hey, I could make some breakfast. I can, no problem!
[No?? Shoot's staring disapprovingly, determinedly right through his terrible headache
and the dizziness
and the dehydration, look— if Knuckle is going to pretend he's not about to puke everywhere, Shoot can pretend this headache isn't as bad as it is. Honestly, he doesn't look much different than usual other than being a few shades paler (somehow) and more tired.]
No. [That's for every one of those things Knuckle just said, in his tone like a scolding parent.] We can have breakfast later. Go to bed!
[Shoot won't back down!! (Well he will if Knuckle looks ready to puke, but not for anything else.) He leans closer himself, although careful not to knock their heads together because someone's head might really crack open then.]
I'm not yelling! [does he, ever] If you go to bed, I won't need to nag— you can get mad at me later!
[Maybe he should just go to bed and save them both the trouble of this argument... but he's pretty sure Knuckle would try to make breakfast and screw it up terribly in this state, so no. Compromise??] I can handle making breakfast.
This is your version of yelling, so cut it out! Like hell!!!
[He leans even closer, and their foreheads bump. Or at least Shoot's forehead will meet the bushy yet firm end of his hair. Somehow it held up after all that sleeping... Was it because he didn't move?]
If you get up, the whole room's gonna spin! If I go to bed, you're gonna go to bed, too! That's that!
[Okay but that doesn't make him loud, Knuckle!! Shoot lets him smush his hair into his forehead without backing down. He's all set to argue some more about how he can get up, he's in better shape than Knuckle, he can handle this - but, oh.
Well if they both go to bed, that does solve the problem of Knuckle stumbling around and probably throwing up somewhere he shouldn't. So-??] That's fine. You going to bed is the whole point.
[A few crucial details may not occur to him in this moment, but oh well. He doesn't move yet, waiting for Knuckle to get up first before he believes this isn't an elaborate (no) fake out!!]
[For a while, Knuckle stays frozen in place, staring grimly after his partner. What. He wasn't supposed to agree, he was supposed to find that weird! Or get shy! Or not want to spend any more time with him!! Ah, wait, what is he saying, he's not trying to aim for that--
But still, this... Is it the longest they've spent together outside of a mission or training? Even while sharing an apartment.
He stands up with that overly serious look on his face, leaving his water there on the table as he heads down the hallway.]
Fine! But I'm not sleeping so early. You gotta sleep too, don't go forgetting that! [And, for the record, the only chair in his room has broken. There's a story there somewhere. He's got a desk, a bed, and tons of fighting posters all over his walls. That's about it.]
[Shoot stands there and just looks down at Knuckle while he- freezes, or something, waiting for him to get up. What's his damage now? He lost the stupid argument?? Well that's just too bad. Too bad Shoot is always right!
None of which he says as he follows Knuckle in slightly grim silence. It still hurts to move...]
Are you going to wait? [Don't do that, he'll never actually get to sleep if he's being watched. And, hm, no chair - so, the floor??]
[He's not telling! He immediately sits at the top of his bed, near the pillows, and leaves his legs over the side. After some hunching there for a moment and holding his head, he squints across at Shoot.]
And what're you doing? Sit down over here, already! [The floor isn't an option?? He's forcing Shoot into this hell, all for nagging.]
[He's honestly wondering if he should sit on the floor, maybe by the door... He glances up from staring at the floor when Knuckle speaks, and only then do the crucial details make themselves available to him.
Over there?
As in-?
If he had still been drunk he would have suddenly sobered up abruptly at that. Since he's not, he can only stand there looking appropriately shocked. No, this isn't- this didn't even occur to him-!! He's rooted to this spot by the door all of a sudden, wholly unable to make himself move even an inch. Hm.]
[Oh... Is this--? Is this where he'll get the hesitation?!
Somehow, Knuckle's face gets a little darker. His chin lowers even if he smiles (it's more of a smirk), and slowly, he pats the spot next to him on the bed. Yes, he should have known from the start, Shoot was allergic to things like this, or something!]
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Two arms, and he has more trouble gathering the chips and bag of cookies he wants to bring over than Shoot did. He dumps them onto the table between the couch and the tv, plopping back down and snatching up the remote.
Buy annnnd watch!]
Here we go!
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BUT, time for this no doubt terrible movie. Shoot spends considerably more time carefully picking out which chips he wants to eat first than... watching the movie for about twenty movies of it. After that he leans forward to put the chip bowl on the table, and within the next five minutes he seems to have dozed off.
Quietly. And upright. He nods awake a few times, but not enough to catch most of this (terrible) film. Eventually he'll actually slump sideways onto Knuckle's shoulder, out like a light.
Great choice, buddy.]
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He does eventually notice that Shoot is asleep on him, and so he'll stop snacking (that's why the cookies are only half finished) and watch quietly, but he does cry a little more and eventually slip into sleep, slumped against the couch with his head leaning against Shoot's.
When he wakes up, the sun feels way too bright, even in this tiny little apartment, and his head is pounding. He groans, trying to sit up and temporarily forgetting that Shoot is slumped against him. But when he feels the weight slip away, he remembers--] Shit! [And leans forward to catch him, grimacing at the way his body rejects every single one of these movements.
Ah. They definitely drank too much.]
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Let the record show, falling even a short distance (so short it shouldn't even qualify as a fall) is much, much worse with a splitting headache and the usual disorientation of just waking up. Christ, he's even still dizzy—]
Wh- [The next noise he makes is a word that has not yet been invented, used to express regret and great pain and swear all at the same time. He can't even bear to sit back up, this is horrible. His mouth feels like he swallowed a bee and a lot of sand, but he manages to speak.]
My head's going to crack open. [GOOD MORNING.]
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[It's a grumble of a response himself, even if he does feel bad about nearly dropping Shoot there. Sorry buddy. He's a lot more used to hangovers, probably, so he did think this out a little the night before!
He'd thought out ways to help him deal with the hangover, but he never thought to maybe have them drink water or eat along with it or anything helpful to avoid this.
He shifts Shoot carefully to prop him up against the pillows of the couch, looking a little nervous. He's usually dealt with these alone, not while helping someone else!]
Hang on, I'll get us some water.
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Water sounds heavenly. He might cry into it.
Ah, but after he closes his eyes to sit here and not look at light, he asks the important questions:]
Did you finish the movie?
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[He's very curt in that reply, grabbing their two signature glasses (they probably each have their own and call that having dishes) and moving to the tap. The main vampire had been given just a fraction of a backstory, one that was supposed to make him seem even more horrible.
But Knuckle had found sympathy in it and cried himself to sleep. Now he was pretty upset-- he never got to see how it ended!
With the glasses full, he walks them over to the couch carefully. His own gets set down and then he carefully passes the other to Shoot with both hands.]
Here.
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[He can read the summary online... Shoot sits there quietly after that, listening to the sounds of Knuckle getting water. Mercifully not noises horrible enough to worsen his headache, although it seems like he might have fallen back asleep until he cracks an eye open to take the glass.]
Thanks. [He needs a couple seconds to look down at this water before he feels he can drink it without spilling it everywhere, then does; a hesitant sip followed by a much more appreciative gulp.
Ah, now what to say...]
Uh- Are you okay?
[He means Knuckle doesn't have to act not-miserable and take care of him, but hell if he can say that without fumbling it.]
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[No. He's not okay. His head is splitting, the lights hurt his eyes, his throat hurts, his arms are strangely sore, he feels like he might puke at any moment-- But no way in hell is he going to say that!
He picks up his glass of water very carefully.]
I'm fine! You've seen how me and Morel get wasted. This is nothing! [This is horrible.] I'll recover in no time, so you just focus on feeling better! [Kill him. He'll be here, drinking down this water.]
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Obviously, he is full of it. Shoot looks at him evenly as he drinks more water.]
Knuckle... [stop??] You're being too loud.
[That's- okay, that's true, but he means it in a- in a way that's trying to help? No, this is stupid. He looks at his glass for conversational advice, then back up at Knuckle.]
Don't act cool when you're obviously not fine.
[... "cool"]
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Don't be stupid, idiot! I'm completely fine! I've got more experience, and--
[He chokes a little, spilling a bit of his water into his lap as he leans away from Shoot, covering his mouth with a free hand. Ah, please hold. An entire bag of chips and half a bag of cookies was not a good idea.
But he recovers, after a few seconds, looking grim.]
...And I'm fine, I'm not sick at all, asshole...
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He sighs, drinking another huge gulp of water. He feels like his skull's about to split like an egg and he's definitely dehydrated, but only eating a handful of chips seems to have done him more favors than Knuckle shoving food into his face so rapidly. Once he's emptied most of his glass of water he sets it on the table and scoots a little closer, peering.
The hangover makes him feel bold, maybe. Or the threat of being sick all over the floor.]
Shut up, you're not fine. [best pal award goes to] You should go to bed.
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[GOD SHOOT. He waves off the man's concern, drinking another huge gulp of water (not a great idea) and letting that set after he gasps. With that out of the way, he sets his glass down and brushes himself off from any water droplets not already soaked in.
Then, he zooms in on Shoot.]
How're ya feeling? Aside from the headache. You sick at all? Hey, I could make some breakfast. I can, no problem!
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and the dizziness
and the dehydration, look— if Knuckle is going to pretend he's not about to puke everywhere, Shoot can pretend this headache isn't as bad as it is. Honestly, he doesn't look much different than usual other than being a few shades paler (somehow) and more tired.]
No. [That's for every one of those things Knuckle just said, in his tone like a scolding parent.] We can have breakfast later. Go to bed!
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[He says that with a point at Shoot's chest, leaning closer to emphasize.]
Your yelling's just making it worse, cut it out! [It hurts his head?? He's hurting his own head.]
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I'm not yelling! [does he, ever] If you go to bed, I won't need to nag— you can get mad at me later!
[Maybe he should just go to bed and save them both the trouble of this argument... but he's pretty sure Knuckle would try to make breakfast and screw it up terribly in this state, so no. Compromise??] I can handle making breakfast.
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[He leans even closer, and their foreheads bump. Or at least Shoot's forehead will meet the bushy yet firm end of his hair. Somehow it held up after all that sleeping... Was it because he didn't move?]
If you get up, the whole room's gonna spin! If I go to bed, you're gonna go to bed, too! That's that!
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Well if they both go to bed, that does solve the problem of Knuckle stumbling around and probably throwing up somewhere he shouldn't. So-??] That's fine. You going to bed is the whole point.
[A few crucial details may not occur to him in this moment, but oh well. He doesn't move yet, waiting for Knuckle to get up first before he believes this isn't an elaborate (no) fake out!!]
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[He's all riled up now, Shoot, look what you've done. He pulls back with a scoff, pointing dramatically down the hallway.]
If I go to my bed, you go there too! Meaning, we've gotta be in the same room or you could be doing anything! Those are my conditions!
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But what's this, he has to sit around in Knuckle's room? Does Knuckle even have a chair for him to collapse on, hm...
crucial details]
Then I accept. [And like that, he's leaning away to get up... slowly.] Come on.
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But still, this... Is it the longest they've spent together outside of a mission or training? Even while sharing an apartment.
He stands up with that overly serious look on his face, leaving his water there on the table as he heads down the hallway.]
Fine! But I'm not sleeping so early. You gotta sleep too, don't go forgetting that! [And, for the record, the only chair in his room has broken. There's a story there somewhere. He's got a desk, a bed, and tons of fighting posters all over his walls. That's about it.]
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None of which he says as he follows Knuckle in slightly grim silence. It still hurts to move...]
Are you going to wait? [Don't do that, he'll never actually get to sleep if he's being watched. And, hm, no chair - so, the floor??]
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[He's not telling! He immediately sits at the top of his bed, near the pillows, and leaves his legs over the side. After some hunching there for a moment and holding his head, he squints across at Shoot.]
And what're you doing? Sit down over here, already! [The floor isn't an option?? He's forcing Shoot into this hell, all for nagging.]
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Over there?
As in-?
If he had still been drunk he would have suddenly sobered up abruptly at that. Since he's not, he can only stand there looking appropriately shocked. No, this isn't- this didn't even occur to him-!! He's rooted to this spot by the door all of a sudden, wholly unable to make himself move even an inch. Hm.]
What?
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Somehow, Knuckle's face gets a little darker. His chin lowers even if he smiles (it's more of a smirk), and slowly, he pats the spot next to him on the bed. Yes, he should have known from the start, Shoot was allergic to things like this, or something!]
I said come here, stupid! What's the matter? Shy?
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lamenting my icons part 8967
laughs at despite my own
very serious naps
they're serious about everything
truer words never spoken
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"ash your shipping is so obvious" SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT
i'm right here with you
g o o d
descends into ship hell
yes welcome cackles and plays shippy music
aaaaaaaaAAAAA
C:
falls to knees
yes, suffer
i always do
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WHAT DID I DO TO YOU HTML
you must have done something
i've angered a god somewhere
clearly
whatever i'm using this COOL ICON
Ah yes he's so cool i can't look away
when you say that with that icon
did it convey my completely honest feelings
maybe....
smiles
i'm dyin
god these nerds
i can't deny i've faked reading a book in that exact way, also forces shoot to look casual for once
haven't we all faked reading a book in this way, YES SHOOT LOOK CASUAL
i'm pretty sure i faked my way through all of anne of green gables that way
lFDSMGLDSFGMDF gpoy me, except with all my lit books
oh.... my parents made me read anne of green gables... stares at hands
stares at you........
i sat there for hours and just pretended to read, idk why i thought this was a good idea
HAHAHAHA look the younger you are the harder it is to think about wtf you're doing shit for
they didn't catch me is the real joke
well that just makes you a pro
hmmmmmm
it's true!!! I am an expert on pros
a pro x pro?
im lEAVING
you started it
I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS
i think you did
shoves you over
goodbye
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random icon pls don't be too angry
laughin at ur icons
SHUT UP.... I have a paid again now but no neutrals, oNE DAY
continues to laugh
i cant believe I typed your instead of youre
shh no one will ever know
I WILL.... in my heart
look away....
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uses this icon forever I guess
talks to the back of his head forever i guess
pretty much. in this tag, knuckle is too emotional from reading twilight
that's only a little bit superlame
together they're full superlame
the comment count is 326.... the hands still have not touched... rations are low.....
the sun hasn't risen in 4 days..... hope is dead........ knuckle is crying somewhere
chimera ant arc tbh
ah it's true
it all returns to chimera ants
you're not wrong
as it should be, stares into camera
kite is dead
what the fuck you come into my house you tell me kite is dead on this the day of my son's wedding
yes
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crawls out from my inbox jesus christ
old man knuckle......
he sure is... by uploading more icons I may have ruined all the old ones, ignore that
for the sake of small dorito, i will
thank
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am i real i whisper as i slam these all down
you are the realest and shoot is precious
for ironic purposes i'm not going to announce my return