[That doesn't count and he knows it.] Mm, you're a great help to children and animals.
[This he says to cover up being momentarily mortified, suddenly wondering if anyone actually saw his... weird epiphany... Did Knuckle actually notice?]
Hey, what are you trying to say?! I help way more than that!
[He sits up in this part of his yelling, but he regrets it shortly after when he's reminded of the heavy pounding in his head by the way everything seems to sway. God damn it.
And he's still not sure what that means!! Did Shoot like them or not, why was he so weird...]
[He's trying to say Knuckle is a big softy who needs to stop, but he'll give up on that to sigh at him and reach over to sort of flop a hand against his chest. Lie back down, he's still wary of the inevitable getting sick...]
I'm not saying they aren't! You're the one who started talking about them.
[Acting like he didn't put off fighting for a month, please!! He nearly swats the hand away until that last comment, which has him grinning and laughing like it's something hilarious.]
So I was right! I knew it! [YEAH he guessed correctly! Okay, okay, he'll lay back down, rocking the bed as he goes again since he can't seem to sit still at all ever.
[Trying and failing to be cool, ah. He pulls back his hand to put his arm over his eyes; whether out of shame or headache discomfort is anyone's guess. Both.]
[What if Shoot just went to sleep right now, instead of answering? He doesn't lift his arm from covering his face, honestly thinking about it... Maybe if he pretends to be asleep-]
It... [He remembers all the parts he'd rather forget, ironically and abruptly, and that almost colors his response until the less horrible memories trickle in. Well, he certainly isn't hoping for a repeat anytime soon, but okay.] ... I had fun.
[That's the answer he was hoping for, and yet, it's one he wasn't expecting. Especially with that face... Is he supposed to believe that?!!?]
Really? [It's pretty lame to sound startled after asking it himself, but... Really.
He pauses, facing the ceiling again and closing his eyes. He even crosses his arms over his chest as if they're not lying in bed together pretending they're not.]
Hey, you better not be lying, y'hear me? [Just to be clear.] But for the record, I had fun, too.
[Shoot winces; okay, so he isn't that good at sounding convincing... But he means it! Really, it was—fun. He remembers things that were fun, at the very least.]
I'm not lying. It was fun.
[But while they're on the subject...] Next time, let's not play that game.
[Yet another pause, and he moves his arm just slightly enough to peer one-eyed at Knuckle. Ah, did he say something weird...] If- if you want to do it again, that is.
[He's still crossing his arms, eyes closed up at the ceiling like he's tough and cool and distant-- but those words slowly make him relax. Eventually, a smile breaks through.]
Haha, you got it! Next time, one or two drinks only. Sound okay? [He'll never stop at that amount himself. But. You know.] We can even watch that water movie if you want!
[He opens his mouth and has to pause, thinking back on the books. Where did he put the books?? They were in the taxi, and then... What. Did they take them out of the car? He carried Shoot...
No, he definitely remembers having them in his hand! He thinks.
Give him a minute here.]
Uhh... They're probably in the kitchen or something. [Ideally.] I put 'em wherever.
[Ah, so he'll never be able to read that book he picked up at random... And Knuckle will never be able to make dumb commentary about that werewolf book at him. Pity?
He sighs.] I told you that you were too drunk.
[But instead of pursuing that, he turns to lie on his side as best he can when trying to move as little as possible, pretending they aren't sharing a bed. Yes, this is very comfortable, great plan moron.]
Look for them later. Part of this agreement was that you go to sleep!
I said I wasn't drunk! Not as drunk as I coulda been...
[So shut up, punk. He pulls his arms back and off his chest to rest behind his head, instead. He doesn't seem to mind taking up a fair amount of bed space, even if he is pretending they're not sharing one right now.]
Yeah, yeah, sleep, I got it already! But we agreed you would too, remember? So stop talking! I can't sleep if you keep saying things.
[As if he's the chatty one...! But alright, he'll stop talking. That's easy, and he's definitely not the type to keep talking a little while longer just to prove his point- when the point is shutting up and sleeping.
So. He moves again to pillow his arm under his head and very pointedly shuts his eyes. Sleep.
[His eyes are already closed, and well... To be fair, he is trying to sleep. Shoot might almost be relaxed by the peace and quiet until it's ruined by some sort of humming coming from Knuckle.
It's intense focus! Thinking! He doesn't realize he's making a noise with it. But there's so much to think about and his head is killing him, how can he sleep?!]
[Once he's actually trying to sleep, Shoot forgets about the awkwardness of the situation. Not having to see Knuckle so close helps, right up until he has to hear him instead.
Damn it. Shoot tries studiously to ignore him, fails, and covers Knuckle's mouth with a nen hand unceremoniously. Maybe he'll get the point...]
[What the--!! He notices, that's for sure, but he doesn't want your gross not-hands on his face, Shoot! Reaching up, he tries to pry it away. And regardless of how well that goes, he's yelling.]
[Well now that he's yelling anyway, Shoot doesn't need to keep smothering him. That hand just bobs out of the way and hovers, waiting. Possibly to smack Knuckle in the face, it's hard to tell.
Shoot still hasn't opened his eyes, he is sleeping.]
You're making noises. Can't you just sleep? What's wrong?
[Thinking isn't supposed to be so noisy. Shoot sighs, aggravated, but after another few seconds the hand dissipates like it was never there. because I guess it's not real I guess I decided that just now]
If you aren't comfortable enough to sleep, then this is pointless. [He's assuming "thinking" means "not going to say the bed is too small but it's much too small," here. What a specific assumption...
But it's one that has him sitting up now, ready to just stand and leave.]
"ash your shipping is so obvious" SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT
[IDIOT. He refrains from saying that this time, instead just reaching up and hooking an arm around wherever works. Chest, shoulders, waist-- he'll work it what he's got, dragging Shoot back down to the bed.]
Don't try and get out of this now! It's too late! You're the one who came up with this dumb idea.
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[He's onto you, Shoot. It's the same thing IT'S THE SAME THING. He laughs, reaching over to lightly knock his hand against Shoot's chest.]
How long did it take you to fight that kid? [Eh? Ehh?]
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Not the same thing.]
How long did it take you to win? [huh??] You're still too soft.
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Besides, don't give me that! They grew on you, too! Don't think I didn't notice!!
[Actually, he can't tell. He's just hoping.]
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[This he says to cover up being momentarily mortified, suddenly wondering if anyone actually saw his... weird epiphany... Did Knuckle actually notice?]
I won't deny that they're capable, but still...
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[He sits up in this part of his yelling, but he regrets it shortly after when he's reminded of the heavy pounding in his head by the way everything seems to sway. God damn it.
And he's still not sure what that means!! Did Shoot like them or not, why was he so weird...]
But still what? They're good kids!
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I'm not saying they aren't! You're the one who started talking about them.
[... ffffine] I don't mind them.
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[Acting like he didn't put off fighting for a month, please!! He nearly swats the hand away until that last comment, which has him grinning and laughing like it's something hilarious.]
So I was right! I knew it! [YEAH he guessed correctly! Okay, okay, he'll lay back down, rocking the bed as he goes again since he can't seem to sit still at all ever.
He doesn't wanna sleep.]
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Okay, you win. I underestimated you.
[Go to sleep.]
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[Ah, look at him, so proud of himself. Rather than sleep, though, he reaches over with a hand to nudge at Shoot again.]
Hey, Shoot. Last night wasn't so bad, was it?
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It... [He remembers all the parts he'd rather forget, ironically and abruptly, and that almost colors his response until the less horrible memories trickle in. Well, he certainly isn't hoping for a repeat anytime soon, but okay.] ... I had fun.
[He says miserably, with a miserable expression.]
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Really? [It's pretty lame to sound startled after asking it himself, but... Really.
He pauses, facing the ceiling again and closing his eyes. He even crosses his arms over his chest as if they're not lying in bed together pretending they're not.]
Hey, you better not be lying, y'hear me? [Just to be clear.] But for the record, I had fun, too.
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I'm not lying. It was fun.
[But while they're on the subject...] Next time, let's not play that game.
[Yet another pause, and he moves his arm just slightly enough to peer one-eyed at Knuckle. Ah, did he say something weird...] If- if you want to do it again, that is.
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Haha, you got it! Next time, one or two drinks only. Sound okay? [He'll never stop at that amount himself. But. You know.] We can even watch that water movie if you want!
["water movie"]
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[Speaking of interesting things- This part he actually uncovers his whole face for, whoa.]
Where did you throw the books?
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No, he definitely remembers having them in his hand! He thinks.
Give him a minute here.]
Uhh... They're probably in the kitchen or something. [Ideally.] I put 'em wherever.
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He sighs.] I told you that you were too drunk.
[But instead of pursuing that, he turns to lie on his side as best he can when trying to move as little as possible, pretending they aren't sharing a bed. Yes, this is very comfortable, great plan moron.]
Look for them later. Part of this agreement was that you go to sleep!
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[So shut up, punk. He pulls his arms back and off his chest to rest behind his head, instead. He doesn't seem to mind taking up a fair amount of bed space, even if he is pretending they're not sharing one right now.]
Yeah, yeah, sleep, I got it already! But we agreed you would too, remember? So stop talking! I can't sleep if you keep saying things.
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So. He moves again to pillow his arm under his head and very pointedly shuts his eyes. Sleep.
Please just sleep.]
laughs at despite my own
It's intense focus! Thinking! He doesn't realize he's making a noise with it. But there's so much to think about and his head is killing him, how can he sleep?!]
very serious naps
Damn it. Shoot tries studiously to ignore him, fails, and covers Knuckle's mouth with a nen hand unceremoniously. Maybe he'll get the point...]
they're serious about everything
SHOOT!!! [He did nothing wrong!]
truer words never spoken
Shoot still hasn't opened his eyes, he is sleeping.]
You're making noises. Can't you just sleep? What's wrong?
[He can guess, but still.]
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[He thinks before he sleeps, leave him alone! He's got his eyes open now, eyeing that floating hand like it might come at him again. Cut it out.]
Put that thing away. I wasn't trying to make any noises!
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If you aren't comfortable enough to sleep, then this is pointless. [He's assuming "thinking" means "not going to say the bed is too small but it's much too small," here. What a specific assumption...
But it's one that has him sitting up now, ready to just stand and leave.]
"ash your shipping is so obvious" SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT
[IDIOT. He refrains from saying that this time, instead just reaching up and hooking an arm around wherever works. Chest, shoulders, waist-- he'll work it what he's got, dragging Shoot back down to the bed.]
Don't try and get out of this now! It's too late! You're the one who came up with this dumb idea.
i'm right here with you
g o o d
descends into ship hell
yes welcome cackles and plays shippy music
aaaaaaaaAAAAA
C:
falls to knees
yes, suffer
i always do
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WHAT DID I DO TO YOU HTML
you must have done something
i've angered a god somewhere
clearly
whatever i'm using this COOL ICON
Ah yes he's so cool i can't look away
when you say that with that icon
did it convey my completely honest feelings
maybe....
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i'm dyin
god these nerds
i can't deny i've faked reading a book in that exact way, also forces shoot to look casual for once
haven't we all faked reading a book in this way, YES SHOOT LOOK CASUAL
i'm pretty sure i faked my way through all of anne of green gables that way
lFDSMGLDSFGMDF gpoy me, except with all my lit books
oh.... my parents made me read anne of green gables... stares at hands
stares at you........
i sat there for hours and just pretended to read, idk why i thought this was a good idea
HAHAHAHA look the younger you are the harder it is to think about wtf you're doing shit for
they didn't catch me is the real joke
well that just makes you a pro
hmmmmmm
it's true!!! I am an expert on pros
a pro x pro?
im lEAVING
you started it
I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS
i think you did
shoves you over
goodbye
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random icon pls don't be too angry
laughin at ur icons
SHUT UP.... I have a paid again now but no neutrals, oNE DAY
continues to laugh
i cant believe I typed your instead of youre
shh no one will ever know
I WILL.... in my heart
look away....
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uses this icon forever I guess
talks to the back of his head forever i guess
pretty much. in this tag, knuckle is too emotional from reading twilight
that's only a little bit superlame
together they're full superlame
the comment count is 326.... the hands still have not touched... rations are low.....
the sun hasn't risen in 4 days..... hope is dead........ knuckle is crying somewhere
chimera ant arc tbh
ah it's true
it all returns to chimera ants
you're not wrong
as it should be, stares into camera
kite is dead
what the fuck you come into my house you tell me kite is dead on this the day of my son's wedding
yes
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crawls out from my inbox jesus christ
old man knuckle......
he sure is... by uploading more icons I may have ruined all the old ones, ignore that
for the sake of small dorito, i will
thank
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am i real i whisper as i slam these all down
you are the realest and shoot is precious
for ironic purposes i'm not going to announce my return