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illumi "unsolicited dolphin clicking" zoldyck ([personal profile] clickhum) wrote in [community profile] dumbshow2014-12-13 09:15 pm
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don't stand so close to me


ILLUMI MAKING QUESTIONABLE CHOICES

The prompt is: helping a weird loser buy ugly clothes. Ugly ski jacket required, he feels a connection to it already.
debauchewy: @laura (greek shift)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hey- sure makes it easy to hide in the shadows when you're the one holding the light.

A laugh, moving to put the suit over and arm and use the now open hand to slide fingers through his hair.

"Oh, I'll dye it something else, believe me. Red suit it is~" Said as he strolls back over, smiling wide and then bowing forward a little. "To the register then?" And you'll- be paying- yes, of course.
debauchewy: @greer (slip force)

time skip to the party/job or just cut the thread soon?

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hisoka has other plans for Chrollo, believe him. You don't want to know anything about what they are either.

Reasonable? And who are you to judge that? Do you even know his actual hair colour? Do you actually know anything about Hisoka? -Does anyone?

"No hat." Dismisses it with a wave of his hand holding the smoothie, other hand holding his bag. "You have to remove it as soon as you go inside anyway, do you think it'll rain or something?
debauchewy: @vou (passive)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, as long as Chrollo doesn't become a concern of yours, they're good. The last thing he wants is for you to go after the Phantom Troupe leader for a job. He'd- have to stop you and that wouldn't be pretty at all. Though he wonders if you would not take the job knowing it would end any 'friendship' you and he have. Hisoka is QUITE useful, isn't he?

He gets the text with his hair soaked in toner and chuckles as he lifts it, moving to the shower of the hotel he's in, already close by the place of Illumi's job. Easy peasy.

Hisoka kicks back, nude, towel over his shoulders, sitting in the living room with the buzzing something on the news. He clicks it off, lifting his cheap track phone to read and reply.

wow so rude, but im ur +1 i have 2 wait 4 u. ♥

Whatever man, he won't question it. With that he'll toss the phone to the side and move to go shower. Sorry if you send any messages since then. Hopefully it's not important situation, but he'll be sure to meet you. Red suit, spades tie, nice white shoes, matching his new white hair. Red contacts in, matching his red suit.

"Oh Illumi, you make my heart skip a beat."
Edited 2014-12-21 01:20 (UTC)
debauchewy: @vou (conjurer)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
No don't let Silva do it, he'd go through with it but also Hisoka would probably try and stop him. Either that would end in Hisoka dying or- Silva dying. Though honestly Hisoka gets a bit of what he wants in either situation. Still- he's rather sure Chrollo could defend himself were that silver haired bear to come after him, to be true. He just would want to make sure Chrollo didn't- he wants that fight, needs it- needs him.

Always his schedule, always. Illumi, for as apathetic as he likes to come across- or JUST comes across at times, he sure does like calling the shots.

He arrives and pulls on a smile that only turns to a heavy frown when Illumi says that. Ten years older, really? Glances up, twisting some hair between fingers. Well he won't do white again then- he thought it looked all right, especially as a contrast to the red suit.

Ah- oh well.

"Ten? Really?" Ugh, pushing forty?? Upset! But his frown is as fickle as he is when his eyes catch hold of what Illumi's doing next. Watches, and slowly smiles, finding it just as interesting and fascinating as always. "Your little anchor set in nicely then?" A smirk, eyes slim. He knows the needles tend to 'hold it in place' once he shifts it. Poor thing, such a test on his body but Illumi really knows a thing or two about discipline.

Hisoka steps forward, reaching out with a hand to flit his fingers softly against the now short strands of hair. pulling back his hand, he sets it near his cheek and cocks his head.

"Cyy-uuute~"
debauchewy: @vou (self working trick)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Who has enough money to pay to down the head of the Phantom Troupe? No one, and Hisoka likes it that way. He especially likes when his interests do not cross. Illumi having no interest in going after Chrollo is good. Illumi not going after Gon that one instant? Good.

No tug away from his hand by Illumi has him smiling. He won't push his luck though, and doesn't try to push his hand into more hair, despite the desire to.

"Anchor, isn't that just what it is? Your pins are 'anchors' to keep things in place, hm?" Smiles, shrugging up his shoulders and moving to pocket his hands. Lead the way, Illumi. He really- doesn't care about the target at all, that's true. But he could care about him in the next moment perhaps. Maybe kill him with a stray card for shits and giggles? Who knows. Depends on how he feels. He doubts Illumi will run into any trouble with this job, so Hisoka will just take the opportunity to mingle and eat for free.
debauchewy: @vou (strategy card)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Do nothing about him and keep your best friend, how about that. Hisoka would prefer if they just remain friends, what's the harm in that? Why do you gotta be so controlling? It can't be good for your blood pressure.

Hey man. He could always help you better learn Nen principles if you asked, just saying. You just kinda rushed everything else in order to learn your little tricks. Not really the best way to go about it. Sure- Hisoka himself learned everything by himself with little hints from others, but he atleast spent a lot of time hammering through it. Not everyone's spoiled like you~

Anchor is the best way to word it in Hisoka'a opinion, and were Illumi to speak to him more on the subject, he could probably get a better idea of how to control this ability. While Hisoka himself isn't a teacher of any kind, he knows his way around Nen to be able to properly assist someone should they ask- and should he care to help. Anchor, as in- something to 'pin' his nen in place. Using Nen to manipulate his own body into shifting appearance, which takes some concentration. Using Nen alone to keep it there would be incredibly difficult, but the pins assist. Needles holding pictures in place, 'anchoring' his body and Nen in place. Visualizing the pins sinking into his aura and pores releasing his aura alone would help Illumi better get an idea on how it works, and thus get closer to mastering it. But eh-

Who asks Hisoka things?

"Ah ha-" Smirks, looking to the door men and then back to Illumi. "Can you keep quiet?" Winks, sticking his tongue out a little and going to pinch at Illumi's cheek.

"Course you can, you sneaky assassin you." Cutie patoot. Shakes Illumi's face a little with the hand pinching at his cheek before letting go and moving to walk ahead. Why yes, Illumi, he is A+ and lying and bullshitting. He will sweet talk either of them right into the event without so much as a list looked at. There's just something about a guy in a bright red suit with that much- confidence. Like he can do anything- like he would've done anything to get passed them... The idea of questioning a man like that- doesn't occur to them, was it intimidation? Charm? Hard to say. Sure easier than killing them and having to clean up after yourself.
debauchewy: @vou (both ways)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Illumi, someone really needs to teach you about how to properly support growing boys. They need to learn some form of independence and social skills, otherwise well--

I mean just look in a mirror, honestly.

You can't even lie to get yourself into a fancy party. Sometimes you just need help though, them's the breaks. Sometimes you need to ask guys you can't really trust either, sometimes they purposely will try and fuck you over too. But who's to say what will happen here! Either way- everyone needs help eventually, taking it the hard way? Why- then you end up older than you want to be, just learning things you could've learned ages ago. If Hisoka had more help, with how far he is now? Just imagine if he had someone actually help him learn when he was younger... hone his skills young-

Ah, but what a silly thing to dwell on.

Better for Hisoka to drop little hints of things here and there. 'Anchor'.

They're in in no time and the elegance of the inner walls is quite nice. Hisoka stands enamored by it for a few moments before moving on. There seems to be a good amount of people already gathered and Hisoka already finds a small group to slide into, speaking to them with a smile and getting names and small greetings. Though he keeps himself aware of where Illumi is, his aura, at the same time trying to be perceptive of any potential auras worth while near by.
debauchewy: @greer (slip force)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Is he a mysterious vagabond? Does he really deserve that title? But he dresses so nice.

Right, he doesn't want to be 'that guy with the red suit guy', heaven forbid. But Hisoka doesn't even question the disappearance. There's most likely no reason for Illumi to use zetsu here, so he'll sense his aura all along the way. Would he USE zetsu well- then he'd assume something else might've happened, perhaps his job has a guard with nen? If that was the case Hisoka miiight come take a peak.

But none of that. Aura spike, and it's not nearly as large or long winded as his own, Hisoka will admit he tends to go a little overboard when he's in the right mood. But while Illumi can be boring as a rock, he IS efficient- for the most part.

"Ah- hm?" His brows peak, seeing the change in expression on a woman's face he had been speaking to. Her eyes glancing over his shoulder and he follows them, turning his head to see Illumi behind him.

"Haha- where'd you go off to? You always get so long- if you'd excuse me." Looks to the woman again, bowing his head and giving a goodbye before turning and heading away from her at a casual pace. "I have a little more food to eat- ah, they chose a grand sparkling wine here." Smiles to him, going to pick up one of the slim glasses from a passing waiter.
debauchewy: @vou (palming)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes honey- that's where you were." A smile, nod, glancing back to his company and whispering with a hand against the side of his mouth.

"He's a little slow." Said before he pushes Illumi to move away and get that food and drink.

"Oh we won't, I'm just taking advantage of the situation." A smile, tipping his glass back, eyelids low. "You really sound get better with people, it could do you well in the future." Chuckles, sliding his tongue over a lip, tasting the crisp liquid still left there in drops.

"Mmm, but then I might have to share you." Illumi with other friends. . . .

Scoffs, laughing to himself. "Nevermind nevermind."
debauchewy: @vou (semibluff)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're dim they'll have less of an interest to try and spark conversation with you, as well as try to interact or remember you at all, really- he's doing you a favour, sheesh.

"No, I guess you don't." A knowing smile. Allies are- useless for the most part but then- he finds his own reasons for them. Most of the time though? He helps because he just- wants to, and not because he owes them any boon. Illumi would be considered an ally he supposes- her certainly doesn't pay him as he does with Machi- infact, Illumi spends a lot of money on him. Though- that's due to his limitless supply and lack of any sense how money and saving works.

"Ah- so he is..." A bored look, glancing over Illumi's shoulder subtly. "Let him suffer, we're not making a scene hm?" But he'll meander closer to the exit to settle both the 'client' and Illumi's nerves.

"Since when did you care about how others saw you, hm?" Grins, tipping back his glass to finish most of it off in one swallow. "Besides, what interest would a woman have in some slow boy? I was thinking of you, really."
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[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, when it comes to other people, he is a bit slow, let's be honest. You gotta recognize your faults there too, buddy, Hisoka does. He just embraces it all.

"Probably, I'm used to being the life of the party anyway, hm~?

"I do." Takes the glass, finishing his own and then drinking down the second, having two empty glasses, one in each hand. A sigh, looking to them. "I guess we really should go, we're really just crashing now. And I wouldn't want you to bother that guy anymore, right?" A pout.

"Pity, this was all I had planned for the night then- ope!" Sets glasses on a passing tray aaand takes a third glass. "Let's go."
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[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Am I? But I'm a plus one!" Hey man, you asked him to come. "And it was all right, I've had better- same for the liquor." His eyes sparkle a little at that last comment. While Illumi was self centered, elitist, easy to read, and naive, he had good expensive tastes. All the Zoldycks seemed to. So he's sure that means quite a nice place. Usually when Illumi asks him to meet somewhere, it's always way above Hisoka's budget, not that the Hunter's license he has right now doesn't help. but he still can't be buying 60 year old scotch every time he goes out.

"You prefer to keep company then? Or should I leave you to celebrate you're never ending success alone?" Honestly, he's never sure about the answer to that question whenever he asks. He feels like he can read Illumi rather well but when it comes to illumi wanting his company? Well- the only time he knows it's a 'yes' is when he wants something from him.

That of Hisoka follows along anyway.
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[personal profile] debauchewy 2014-12-21 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Need to? Hm? Can't handle it anymore?" He's testing him. He could just say try keeping it in, test yourself, train your endurance for keeping it in, something like that. But Illumi will most likely dismiss that as silly, why bother right? He doesn't need to, so better conserve his strength. So instead Hisoka words it differently, making it sound like he's questioning how weak the other man is.

"Should I change then, or are we going to head right there?" Yes, he looks dashing, he doesn't plan on changing either. He he does it, no one knows, how he manages to stay somehow........ charming, despite being as strange and eerie as he is- well, we can just never knows. Most of the time though, he keeps his urges inside, occasionally showing flashes of them. Otherwise?

Pretty cool as a cucumber. Confident. People like confidence, and really, he has the power to back it up, he is rather amazing.

"I hope no where too far, I really don't want to ruin this suit, I've barely gotten anything out of it." Grins, glancing down to himself and adjusting his cufflinks as he tosses his now third empty glass away as they step out. It falls to the ground behind him, breaking. "I dare say I could win over some further company tonight once you get rid of me."

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