A flat look, turning to look away now, his hand lowering. Hisoka's quite aware of how lacking Illumi is in the humour department, but for that to still be said so blatantly is annoying. he thinks he's funny, that's really all that matters. Illumi's idea of humour is as warped as the rest of him though-
But then again, so is Hisoka's, he did shove a card up into the stub of his arm once only to reveal it for some- magic trick. To be fair, that was gold, still proud he got away with both arms being severed. Ah- he never stops amazing himself~
"My jokes not being funny?" A bored look, sliding his glass closer. He smirks, sitting up and lifting it. "You." Drinks.
If he says they're not funny, they're just not... Kil probably doesn't like Hisoka's jokes, so there. Illumi blinks into his drink, not too sure about this unsolicited talk of lessons on- anything. No. No thank you.
"I smiled before." You know, when he looked halfway enthusiastic about coming to this place. "On the way here."
"Well he certainly doesn't sound like the brainwashed on now." Though Hisoka knows he suffers from his own ego at times as well. Another tip of his glass and he's closer to finishing, eyes sliding over to look at the bottles not far from their seat at the bar.
"The boy's done well to escape you Illumi, maybe if you had another approach."
If the sharp click of Illumi's glass hitting the bar didn't frighten a few nearby patrons, taking a look at his face now will. It's provocation, he knows- and maybe Hisoka is being genuine, but he doesn't care- but it's still so- it's still—
"Hisoka." He doesn't raise his voice, but his tone is positively dripping with distaste. "Don't get involved." Don't even talk about his family, it's not something an outsider should freely give opinions on. Illumi's eyes narrow, and while this isn't overstepping enough bounds to inspire him to bloodlust, it's not- the ideal reaction.
His mind races; Killua belongs to him, Killua does what he says and even if he isn't aware of it he still does, he always will, no one is going to get in Illumi's way if he has to raze whole cities to get what he wants he will—
He frowns sharply - actually frowns, not halfway - and makes a dark noise of anger in the back of his throat as he snaps his gaze away from Hisoka. If he were a "shut the fuck up" kind of guy, he'd say it. The negative atmosphere radiating off of him doesn't fade, he's- really fuming-
"Don't get close to Killua." In any way. "I'll kill you."
"Ohh-" A smile. He knows exactly what he's doing, saying what he is. Illumi's reaction is expected, though a little more vibrant than he thought it might be. Still, when the subject of his family is brought up, getting emotions like this are rather easy. Almost felt too easy this time though- he didn't say a word about getting near Killua. The liquor maybe? Or Illumi's pride on the manner is more fractured than he thought.
"Scary~" A whisper, facing away from him again, ahead, over the bar and finishing his glass.
"I won't lie- I'm interested, as I've been interested in you." A chuckle, eyes looking to him from the corner. "But you have my word as long as you don't over step your bounds either, hm?" As in don't touch Gon, that shouldn't need to be said, it's already been established.
Still- he plans to do whatever he wants by Killua should he get the chance. And he seems to be getting more and more chances to interact with him as time goes on. Hmm~ Whatever Illumi doesn't know won't hurt him.
Hisoka lifts his glass, wiggling it a little. Empty.
"I wouldn't want to harm our relationship after all- ah? A second drink for me then?"
There are too many people in this equation that should involve no one besides Illumi and Killua— he's only tentatively agreed to leave Gon alone, because Hisoka being after him seriously for killing the kid wouldn't do him any good, but sometimes... sometimes it's difficult.
This is one of those times. He's not interested in half-true declarations of mutual leaving these kids the hell alone, he's not, he's not even in the same galaxy—
He reminds himself Hisoka is useful - and if he had to, had to, he could kill him - and he makes himself listen. This isn't how a Zoldyck behaves, losing his control over an idle comment and staring at a glass of liquor like it's made some mistake by being in his hand. No, he's fine. He's abruptly fine, the tension going out of him at once like it simply evaporated. Where it's actually gone is anyone's guess.
He waves a hand at Hisoka, taking up his glass again with the other and drinking. "Go ahead."
Ah. But, "I'm going to remember that." You know, for when their respective 'words' disappear in an instant someday.
What a change. Did Illumi realize how emotional he got right there? Really- having family obligation sure seemed like a huge weakness. And he certain;y love tugging at those lose ends here and there.
"Please do." He certainly won't. This day will be gone like the rest tomorrow. A smile, sighing as he taps at the bar and orders a second drink. It's set down not long after, the clear liquid cast purple from the light of the bar under it shining up into his glass. Hisoka lifts it, swirling it momentarily, before drinking and setting it down.
"Will I never get that smile? Hm-" Looks to the tender. Sure- let's do that, Illumi's transparent after all.
Hisoka orders another drink and it's set down, a martini, purple in colour, and then the tender suddenly lights it on fire. "This one's on me, I swear."
Will he ever stop harping on the smile, more like. Illumi glances at him - ah, he can do that again without wanting to cut out his throat, good to know - and still doesn't smile.
Then there's a drink in front of him, and he isn't particularly impressed because he isn't that attracted to anything purple, surely— and then the drink is on fire. Oh. Oh, look at that. Illumi is definitely looking at it- he suddenly can't take his eyes off it, ah... This drink could kill a man.
"Oh," he says, and then, "You actually brought money?" Not that he's particularly concerned about the answer, now that he has this fine drink to look at it. He puts his other one down and reaches for the new one, although he seems to be on the fast track to sticking his hand into the flames - but no, it's not his hand he simply sticks into the flames but the round end of a needle he seems to have produced solely for sticking in a flaming drink.
It reminds him of his nen a little. He's considerably not aware of it, but if you squint- that little twitch at the corner of his mouth probably qualifies for a smile.
Uh, no. he likes teasing him, this is a part of your relationship. Teasing and favours. You rub his back, he'll rub yours, and sometimes tug your hair a little, or stick a sign to your back.
Hisoka's eyes follow the glass- to the fire, to Illumi's expression bored then entranced and he can't help but smile at it. It's cute how suddenly focused he is on it. Yes, it could. Splash it in someone's face, pour it into their mouth still ablaze. Anything that kills or is fierce seems to make Illumi interested, like a cat. Again, cute. He watches him now, eyes sticking as he sips his own drink.
"No." Sticks his tongue out a little. Sorry he fibbed, he's got no money on him.
"Really now, playing with your food." A snort, watching the needle and finding the little show too entertaining. "You're supposed to drink it." Oohh- a smile, maybe?
This relationship is not nearly balanced enough. Kill more people for him.
"Didn't think so." When does Hisoka ever have money on him? Illumi doesn't think he's known that to happen enough times to be more than a happy accident. Like maybe he stole someone else's money on the way to spend Illumi's anyway- "accident." Still, it doesn't actually matter which might be due to the drink being so captivating. He doesn't actually look away from it, just holds the needle there still and spins it slowly between his fingertips, dangerously close to brushing them through the flames.
This might be more fun than scotch. At least right now.
"I'm going to drink it." Eventually, when he's done playing with it. It's only a few more moments before he lifts the needle out of the fire and looks at it closely, although it's unchanged - just hot, which doesn't stop him from letting it fall into his palm and squeezing it. That's going to leave a mark, but he's already leaning forward to blow out the flaming drink as if this has all been very ordinary.
Okay, though- this one is definitely a smile, or at least his mouth moving in an upward curve and failing utterly to reach his eyes. There's a wire crossed or detached in him somewhere, so—be satisfied with this much. "Well, I'm not above bribery."
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But then again, so is Hisoka's, he did shove a card up into the stub of his arm once only to reveal it for some- magic trick. To be fair, that was gold, still proud he got away with both arms being severed. Ah- he never stops amazing himself~
"My jokes not being funny?" A bored look, sliding his glass closer. He smirks, sitting up and lifting it. "You." Drinks.
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"Really?" Taking a sip. Doubt... "You're the one who tells jokes that only you think are funny."
You know what's really funny? Emotional manipulation. Can he get some stand-up about that?
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"No humour and lacking a little empathy, you could really use a lesson on social skills. Do you know how to smile unprompted?"
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"I smiled before." You know, when he looked halfway enthusiastic about coming to this place. "On the way here."
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"Did you? Remind me what it looked like."
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"Ah," deadpan. "That's prompting."
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"Prompt as in prompt a real smile." A laugh, sipping more of his drink. "This is me prompting a fake one, not the same thing."
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He swirls his glass again, like he's considering this great point Hisoka just made (it actually wasn't great). "What for?"
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"Enough? I need more of a reason to see my friend smile~?"
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"Yes, that's right. No ideas?"
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"Now you're asking for something to help you smile, that's prompting." A sigh. "Because I don't think you can do it."
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"That won't do either." Another shrug. "I told you you're bad at this."
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FROWNS. "The point is for you to do it without me needing to make out. If you're able to, I can't be bad at it when I'm not purposely-" ....
Sigh.
Drinks.
"Killua listening to everything you say."
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And ah- that's- this time when he fiddles with his glass he actually is thinking about it, it's a nice thought— But this is still Illumi.
So.
"He already does."
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"Well he certainly doesn't sound like the brainwashed on now." Though Hisoka knows he suffers from his own ego at times as well. Another tip of his glass and he's closer to finishing, eyes sliding over to look at the bottles not far from their seat at the bar.
"The boy's done well to escape you Illumi, maybe if you had another approach."
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"Personally I'm rooting for him. He gets better and better at getting away from you every day." Seriously, have you seen him? He's gotten pretty fast.
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"Hisoka." He doesn't raise his voice, but his tone is positively dripping with distaste. "Don't get involved." Don't even talk about his family, it's not something an outsider should freely give opinions on. Illumi's eyes narrow, and while this isn't overstepping enough bounds to inspire him to bloodlust, it's not- the ideal reaction.
His mind races; Killua belongs to him, Killua does what he says and even if he isn't aware of it he still does, he always will, no one is going to get in Illumi's way if he has to raze whole cities to get what he wants he will—
He frowns sharply - actually frowns, not halfway - and makes a dark noise of anger in the back of his throat as he snaps his gaze away from Hisoka. If he were a "shut the fuck up" kind of guy, he'd say it. The negative atmosphere radiating off of him doesn't fade, he's- really fuming-
"Don't get close to Killua." In any way. "I'll kill you."
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"Scary~" A whisper, facing away from him again, ahead, over the bar and finishing his glass.
"I won't lie- I'm interested, as I've been interested in you." A chuckle, eyes looking to him from the corner. "But you have my word as long as you don't over step your bounds either, hm?" As in don't touch Gon, that shouldn't need to be said, it's already been established.
Still- he plans to do whatever he wants by Killua should he get the chance. And he seems to be getting more and more chances to interact with him as time goes on. Hmm~ Whatever Illumi doesn't know won't hurt him.
Hisoka lifts his glass, wiggling it a little. Empty.
"I wouldn't want to harm our relationship after all- ah? A second drink for me then?"
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This is one of those times. He's not interested in half-true declarations of mutual leaving these kids the hell alone, he's not, he's not even in the same galaxy—
He reminds himself Hisoka is useful - and if he had to, had to, he could kill him - and he makes himself listen. This isn't how a Zoldyck behaves, losing his control over an idle comment and staring at a glass of liquor like it's made some mistake by being in his hand. No, he's fine. He's abruptly fine, the tension going out of him at once like it simply evaporated. Where it's actually gone is anyone's guess.
He waves a hand at Hisoka, taking up his glass again with the other and drinking. "Go ahead."
Ah. But, "I'm going to remember that." You know, for when their respective 'words' disappear in an instant someday.
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What a change. Did Illumi realize how emotional he got right there? Really- having family obligation sure seemed like a huge weakness. And he certain;y love tugging at those lose ends here and there.
"Please do." He certainly won't. This day will be gone like the rest tomorrow. A smile, sighing as he taps at the bar and orders a second drink. It's set down not long after, the clear liquid cast purple from the light of the bar under it shining up into his glass. Hisoka lifts it, swirling it momentarily, before drinking and setting it down.
"Will I never get that smile? Hm-" Looks to the tender. Sure- let's do that, Illumi's transparent after all.
Hisoka orders another drink and it's set down, a martini, purple in colour, and then the tender suddenly lights it on fire. "This one's on me, I swear."
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Then there's a drink in front of him, and he isn't particularly impressed because he isn't that attracted to anything purple, surely— and then the drink is on fire. Oh. Oh, look at that. Illumi is definitely looking at it- he suddenly can't take his eyes off it, ah... This drink could kill a man.
"Oh," he says, and then, "You actually brought money?" Not that he's particularly concerned about the answer, now that he has this fine drink to look at it. He puts his other one down and reaches for the new one, although he seems to be on the fast track to sticking his hand into the flames - but no, it's not his hand he simply sticks into the flames but the round end of a needle he seems to have produced solely for sticking in a flaming drink.
It reminds him of his nen a little. He's considerably not aware of it, but if you squint- that little twitch at the corner of his mouth probably qualifies for a smile.
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Hisoka's eyes follow the glass- to the fire, to Illumi's expression bored then entranced and he can't help but smile at it. It's cute how suddenly focused he is on it. Yes, it could. Splash it in someone's face, pour it into their mouth still ablaze. Anything that kills or is fierce seems to make Illumi interested, like a cat. Again, cute. He watches him now, eyes sticking as he sips his own drink.
"No." Sticks his tongue out a little. Sorry he fibbed, he's got no money on him.
"Really now, playing with your food." A snort, watching the needle and finding the little show too entertaining. "You're supposed to drink it." Oohh- a smile, maybe?
Sort of?
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"Didn't think so." When does Hisoka ever have money on him? Illumi doesn't think he's known that to happen enough times to be more than a happy accident. Like maybe he stole someone else's money on the way to spend Illumi's anyway- "accident." Still, it doesn't actually matter which might be due to the drink being so captivating. He doesn't actually look away from it, just holds the needle there still and spins it slowly between his fingertips, dangerously close to brushing them through the flames.
This might be more fun than scotch. At least right now.
"I'm going to drink it." Eventually, when he's done playing with it. It's only a few more moments before he lifts the needle out of the fire and looks at it closely, although it's unchanged - just hot, which doesn't stop him from letting it fall into his palm and squeezing it. That's going to leave a mark, but he's already leaning forward to blow out the flaming drink as if this has all been very ordinary.
Okay, though- this one is definitely a smile, or at least his mouth moving in an upward curve and failing utterly to reach his eyes. There's a wire crossed or detached in him somewhere, so—be satisfied with this much. "Well, I'm not above bribery."
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kneeslides back in here
oh it's you
i came back for you
did you
i'm here now aren't i. bats eyes
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