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highly new, slightly improved open post

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☆ caught in the rain meme
☆ little steps meme
☆ affectionate physical contact meme
☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy
☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU
☆ melodrama is ultimate tier
★ SHIPPING AND FUCC:
☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh
☆ things I am not into: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character
☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty
☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen

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[For all that Emil loves to run his mouth and brag about his accomplishments, and as much as kissing a boy a bunch of times is an accomplishment(!!), well-- he doesn't have anyone around here he'd actually like to share that with. It's not any of their business! So when he and Lalli slink back to Sheep House and he gets dragged, again, into whatever nonsense Sigrun desperately needs him for - well, he's distracted the entire time. It's not his fault; how can he be expected to focus when all he wants to think about is Lalli, and kissing Lalli, and grabby cold hands--

Well it's not a bad evening by any means, but unlike Lalli, Emil is too wired to immediately fall asleep when everyone drifts off to bed. He wants... something; he isn't sure what, maybe just ten seconds alone with Lalli to kiss him goodnight. That would be nice! But there are just too many people in this house, and inevitably he gives up and goes to bed without any smooches. Sad. He's probably sulking a little, but no one has to witness it, so it's not even a productive sulk!! He falls asleep purely because he's bored and needs attention...

...And somehow, he's surprised when he blinks himself "awake" in yet another shared dream, although that could be entirely because they're in a tiny dark space instead of at that perfectly nice dock with the ducks?? What's going on-- aha.]

Oh, come on. I can't possibly be expected to stay in here.

[Whine, whine. Maybe if he shuts his eyes really tight, they'll get bounced into another dream spot... Right? That's how it works? This is what he'll be doing whenever Lalli feels like joining him here in the Conversation Zone.]

[Ugh, but the Conversation Zone requires effort! Lalli is tired... and also fully aware that talking is unavoidable, even if it does take him a solid minute or so to finally crack one eye open. Ah, yes—he definitely remembers this place. What a weird place to wind up? Cozy, though, because as someone who enjoys sleeping under things, he is totally fine with napping in an oversized can so long as there is no danger of being skewered. This is fine. Actually, here—]

It's not that bad.

[Better now than then, anyway. And he almost follows that up with "At least we don't have to hold onto the lid this time," but then he sees that stupid look on Emil's face and he just can't help but to ask:]

...What are you doing?

[Boy, that is a look of intense concentration?? Is he trying to, like, poof back to his own dream...]

[No, it's dirty and it smells. His dream sweater is going to get all gross! Please sympathize with his terrible plight, Lalli. He's still making that stupid face, opening one eye to see if his great plan worked.

Hmm, no.]

I was trying to get back to where we were before, but apparently that's not how it works. [But they've already been over how Lalli doesn't know how the dream stuff works either, so he's not going to press the issue. Hi, Lalli.]

I guess this is it. [Ssssooooo...] Well, hi.

[Aaaand Lalli promptly closes his eye once more, because that's dumb, Emil. That's so dumb. But it's also a very Emil thing to do, which is why, after finally opening both eyes to properly look over at his boy, Lalli reaches up to pat him on the cheek. Poor, poor baby.]

Hi. [And that's all he has!! No, no... just give him a second to yawn, to stretch his legs out as best while he thinks of something to say. "Today was nice?" "I like kissing you?" Ah... hmm...

...Okay, so that one word apparently is all he has. Help...]

[Ah, condolences... that's his boy. Emil looks at him for a long moment after he just says hi, waiting... Alright, cool, so it's still his job. That's fair, he's used to it. He reaches over the extraordinarily short distance to brush some of Lalli's hair behind his ear. What to say that is both about kissing and casual... hmm...]

You ran off to bed before I could say goodnight. [sleepy jerk] Give me a minute next time!

[Sleep: Lalli's one true love. Anyway, tracking Emil down just before bedtime is not a thing he's ever really done before! He wonders, briefly, if this is just something that... friends... are expected to do, then tries to tilt his cheek up into that hand before it slips away. Attention...]

Okay? [Note taken.] But if you needed me for something, you knew where to find me.

[Under his bed? Like, this makes perfect sense to him? He's doing great.]

[Lalli, please, get with the romance. Emil slides his hand back to cup his cheek once Lalli leans after it, giving him a Look. Babe. Please.]

That's... fair, I guess. But I meant I wanted to, you know, kiss you goodnight. People do that.

[Why does he feel like he has to defend his dorky desire for goodnight kisses? This is silly.]

[Getting a kiss just because he's about to go to sleep... whoa. That slight widening of his eyes means that Lalli is officially on board, but stop giving him that Look, please. He's not the only silly one here! Emil still could have just walked into his room... that he may or may not be sharing with Onni. Ah.

...Okay, well, he'll just pointedly ignore that fact as he places a hand over Emil's.]

You can kiss me goodnight now?

[In this TRASH CAN.]

Edited (fuck this phone) 2018-12-08 21:28 (UTC)

[In this garbage can, boy?? Emil makes another face much to that effect - it's a can for garbage! Ancient trash! But it's a dream can right now, so... Alright, so good enough; he leans in to kiss him with a little hum, despite all the garbage.]

Technically, we're already asleep. [But dream kisses are still good! 10/10! He gives him another quick peck as a bonus.]

I don't think your cousin likes me very much, so you might have to come find me.

[A kiss is a kiss, no matter their state or what they're surrounded by. Lalli is pleased, but, uh, maybe a little less so when Onni is brought up. Ah, so the dreaded Talking begins... he looks right off to the side.]

...Mmm. [So, like, total agreement with all that was just said! Nice! But while Lalli isn't all that great at cushioning blows, he still finds himself drumming his fingers against the back of Emil's hand as he thinks of how to better explain this.] He... hasn't met a friend of mine before.

[And there's a lot that goes with that? About their family dynamic, and Onni's protective nature, but Lalli looks back at Emil and goes for something else, instead.]

I've never had one. Before you.

[It's not something he ever cared about, either, so that's spoken as calmly as everything else. Water is wet, the sky is blue, I never thought I'd like someone until I met you...]

[Thanks, he loves that... Actually, Emil finds that while he has nothing against Lalli's cousin necessarily and doesn't not want to make a good impression, it's-- secondary? At the start of this mission he'd be a shambles trying to fix whatever it is he seems to have done, but now, well. Lalli likes him, sooo... he's good!

That's Character Development. He still scoffs, smoothing his thumb over Lalli's cheekbone.]

Hmmm. Well, it's not like we have to tell him about the rest. [The kissing and being generally soft as hell, that is.] Unless he stops looking at me like I'm crazy first!

[Hmph!! Loud Swede vs. silent Finn, the heat is on.]

...I, um, I haven't had any friends before either. Certainly not any I was kissing.

[No, they don't have to tell Onni anything, because he'll eventually figure it out all on his own. Lalli knows this for a fact, just like he knows that he won't hide anything if Onni ever questions him, but! It's fine! Things keep changing, for good and for bad, but Onni is family; he'll always be there when Lalli needs him.

So instead of worrying about that particular bridge, Lalli pulls a face—one that screams, "Yeah, good luck with that"—before focusing on the other topic at hand. No prior kissing friends? Well, it's nice to know they're both in completely new territory here, but also: hmm. What is that supposed to mean about friendship??]

I never kissed anyone. I didn't want to. [Just throwing that out there, since this is apparently a trash can confessional, before he slides his hand down to encircle Emil's wrist.] But I kissed you, and we're still friends.

[There's not enough of a lilt at the end of that sentence to make it a true question, but... maybe he's curious? Maybe he's thinking back to the very first smooch of the day, wondering what, if anything, that changed about their relationship as kisses Emil's palm yet again. Explain!!]

[Please, let him believe that he's capable of charming another weird Finn. But less than he charmed Lalli, because he only really needs one Finn, etc etc. Anyway. They sure are sharing these personal details... in the dream trash. Emil fidgets a little to get his free arm under his head for a nice comfortable pillow, considering.

Well!! Words mean things, but-!!]

Of course we're still friends. [He's keeping this friend, that's a nonissue. The, ah, other part-] But— more, too? I thought that was what happened this afternoon.

[This is exactly where these two belong. But ah, okay—their friendship is indeed safe, which is quite the relief to actually hear. He still has one (1) friend... that is somehow more than a friend while still being a friend?

...Sure! Lalli isn't the type of person to care about proper names or terms, so as he places that hand back on his cheek, he decides that he can work with friends-that-are-more-than-friends. They're fine; it fits.]

When you told me that you liked me very much? [And he, you know, parroted it back. Yes, he remembers that! That new type of like! Very exciting. Plus there was also all of the kissing, but...] And then you said something else in Swedish.

[What was it, Emil? What was it??]

[Hmm, does he need to explain the proper terminology... nah, probably not. They're friends, they kiss, they like each other very much! That's enough for Emil, too. He even smiles, stupidly happy to hear Lalli remember his very smooth confession.

But what did he say??]

Ummm— I say a lot of things in Swedish, so...

[Give him a moment to remember which exact dumb thing he said with his human words. Aha.]

I suppose I did say that I'm such a find, it's no wonder you like me so much.

[He says it again like it's not silly...]

[A find? A find. Lalli's brow furrows as he thinks this through, but then he gets it... and shoots Emil a rather flat look. A quick one, though, because despite the silliness of that statement, it's true: Emil is a special find. The one person who's actually taken the time to try and get to know—to understand—him...

But rather than say that and inflate Emil's ego to dangerous levels, Lalli shifts a bit, tucking his hands beneath his cheek before closing his eyes. Good night...]

Then maybe I don't like you as much as you think I do.

[Nah, he does. They both know this, and yet!]

[Whoa whoa, excuse you, Lalli, that is not how people treat their excellent good finds!! Emil blinks at him for a moment, not actually comprehending why he's doing this for a couple seconds-- then he grins and leans in closer. You wanted to stay in the trash, you can't escape him now.]

You do. Lalli...

[Look at him, brat!! The hand that was on Lalli's face wanders down to his side and slides around to lay flat against his back. Hello, pay attention to him.]

What's wrong with what I said?

[Just let him refuse to admit that you're correct in peace, Emil! Damn! Lalli's eyelids twitch as that hand snakes down and around, but he stubbornly refuses to open them. Calling him out like this...]

Pfh...

[There is, of course, nothing wrong with what Emil said, but Lalli can't just say that? Lalli can't really say anything right now, thanks to this neat hole he dug for himself; he settles for stretching a hand up to where he thinks Emil's smug face is, blindly feeling his way down a cheek... and then pressing the tips of his fingers right against his lips. Shh!!!!]

[Tell him how much you liiike him, Lalli... Emil may be lamely silenced, but that doesn't stop him from squeezing Lalli close and humming as if to say fine, fine. He'll wait. This stubborn baby will have to get over it and talk to him eventually...

How long can Lalli deal with the knowledge that Emil is making his smuggest face yet just inches away? Be strong.]

[Oh, that knowledge is grating indeed, but the best way to get back at Emil—even if he hasn't actually done anything—is to stay nice and quiet. Lalli drops his hand, curling it against Emil's chest as he shifts and sighs and prepares to stay like this for as long as he needs to. Maybe he'll doze off!

Or maybe he'll, you know, finally open his eyes just enough to silently watch Emil. How long can he last...]

[Maybe Emil will just go to dream-sleep too!! Take that! No, he won't, he can only last so long like this. Especially after he was made to work with Sigrun all evening, give him positive attention...

So, he's pouting. Of course he is. Ugggh siiiigh.]

Lalli, come on, you're going to spoil all the time we have to talk without translating.

[Well, that lasted about as long as he expected it to! Oh, Emil... such a one-of-a-kind find. Lalli watches him for a moment longer, taking in that ridiculous pout before leaning in to gently kiss it away. This is the whiny boy he likes very much... the boy who couldn't win the quiet game if his life depended on it...]

Learn more Finnish, then. [He's just saying? But in a soft way, because you know, it is nice to talk to one another like this. It's why, after settling back down, he decides to just give right in.] ...What do you want to talk about?

[Feelings... no, because then he might just fluff up like a cat.]

[Oh, hmm. A nice kiss does make him pout significantly less. Good job, he's satisfied again just like that.]

I don't know if you're aware, but Finnish is hard to learn! [He's terrible at it!! That part Lalli is well aware of, but please, consider his simple baby language compared to all those... letters. That's his only language whine (for now), though; he hums, doodling a squiggly nonsense shape on Lalli's back with his finger while he thinks of things to talk about besides feelings and also himself.

Uhhh!!]

Well, we're stuck out here with these sheep people for the foreseeable future, so what do you want to do tomorrow?

[Hide from everyone else and continue working on this kissing thing, honestly, but is that asking for too much? Is that something he can just say? Hmm. Aside from spending time with Emil, Lalli's days are typically full of, like, naps and runs and talks with Onni (and Reynir, when he decides to just barge in). It's a very exciting existence, but Emil likes to do things, so—]

...We could walk to town. [Sheep Town! Smaller than Reykjavik, much bigger than what he's used to, but:] There are new shops? And another one that sells sweet things.

[All of which, of course, he heard secondhand from Onni after Reynir spent a good day and a half trying to convince him that showing him around his hometown would be fun for everyone involved. Anyway, please appreciate this effort? He's only... half-thinking of cinnamon rolls here...]

[Well, hiding and kissing would be a fun day, but Emil still looks pleasantly intrigued by this Sheep Town proposal. Basically a date...]

As long as it's just you and me, [he says, as if there was ever an option where they went with other people. Just confirming their continued antisocial behavior... But you know, he doesn't want to complain about sheep people all night, so-] I'll buy you something sweet.

[Several somethings, probably!! He'll spoil the hell out of his boy.]

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