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assorted morons

optional prompts/ideas

☆ caught in the rain meme
☆ little steps meme
☆ affectionate physical contact meme
☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy
☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU
☆ melodrama is ultimate tier
★ SHIPPING AND FUCC:
☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh
☆ things I am not into: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character
☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty
☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen

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[Lalli will surely love Emil's explanation of the Relationship Bases, all 25 of them. He knows so much! Prepare.

Anyway: oh, pulling. Emil blinks at him, but alright, there's no harm in shifting to lie wherever Lalli wants him. Rolling back the makeouts didn't ruin the whole dream-evening, so he's feeling good about it--

oh wow never mind]

What? Of course I'm comfortable. You've seen me.

[He's not as soft as he once was, but life is a glorious tapestry and obviously Emil being physically immaculate in all ways except being pretty short is, like, a huge part of that. Not being comfortable is going to bruise his fragile ego... He has to be a whiny baby about this dumb thing, yes-- At least he's here on his side, cooperating, sort of.]

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