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dumbshow2018-11-24 10:16 pm
highly new, slightly improved open post

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☆ caught in the rain meme ☆ little steps meme ☆ affectionate physical contact meme ☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy ☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU ☆ melodrama is ultimate tier ★ SHIPPING AND FUCC: ☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh ☆ things I am not into: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character ☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty ☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen |

it is Time
So that is why he rides out with a single guard early, to see what these ruffians are like, and taking a break to stop and have tea with a stranger in the woods is an extra bonus. He doesn't get up until he hears the sound of hoof beats, because that... is wrong? No one should be coming in yet, and especially no one should be leaving—
One glance out the window later has him choking, hastily rushing outside as some bandit makes off with his horse? Hello? He pauses just to confirm that his guard is still breathing before mounting the other horse and taking off at a gallop; luckily some of his equipment made it to this other mount, or how would he manage to throw a lance straight at this wild thief?
Ah, but not yet. No, he's coming up fast, hand spear, well, in hand, but first: negotiation.
"Thief! Stop at once or suffer the consequences! You will not make it out of this region unscathed!"
Or: shouting. Get back here!!
at long last..
Riding a horse through the woods was almost never a good idea. Dirt mounds, boulders or tree roots could easily entangle and break their legs. But his traversal through the area let him know that the woodlands near that particular house were orchards - carefully tended forests with flat, even spacing between the trees. The more rugged wilderness sat deeper up the pass. He was confident enough in his own horsemanship to be able to traverse the former with no issues.
And so, with a rough dig of his spurs into the sides of this guy's poor noble steed, he makes a sharp bank to the right and weaves straight between the trunks of some apple trees to enact his reckless plan. Try to follow him, guy!