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dumbshow2018-11-24 10:16 pm
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My heart came so close to breaking I can hardly stand it— Sir Talbott, please promise me you'll enjoy my gift sooner rather than later! Even if you hate every drop of it in the end.
[Never before has "Sir" sounded so much like "oh you." He can't help himself, and the issue of the wine going untouched will... well, he's just fragile enough to insist, even if he does it like this.
Either way, it is a lovely day, and if his guards have wondered about the man their esteemed governor has decided is his new favored companion, they've stood back and kept their mouths rightfully shut about it. Constantin has no destination in mind - perhaps he'll pick a shop at random and steer them inside soon enough, but not yet - and for a moment he's content to walk along the cobblestone street and enjoy the way the sunshine seems to wipe away the dust and grime that naturally settles over any city's less affluent districts. Even the alley he banged his head against must look a little better in the sunlight. Truly, it is a wonderful day.
That said. After that nice day appreciation moment, he clears his throat, a touch sheepishly. That said...]
Did I... throw a glove at you, the last time we were together?
[Did that really happen? He's honestly not sure.]
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Very well, governor. [He sighs in reluctant acquiescence, but his heavy tone is belied by the amusement written on his face. He doesn’t mind the insistence as much as he pretends.] I shall be… prompter in giving your gift the attention it deserves.
[And, although he very much doubts that this will happen to be the case, Liem is the kind of man who would still drink it even if the bottle did turn out to be completely unpalatable. The governor wants his gift to be appreciated, so he’s going to appreciate it― and possibly become very emotional alone in his flat if he drinks it all in one night, but that’s neither here nor there.]
Well… when you say it like that, it sounds so uncouth. [Is Liem… enjoying this? He absolutely is. As it turns out, he’s concluded that if the governor can hijack him as he’s heading home and dictate how he should enjoy his own wine, he’s allowed to enjoy the fact that the governor drunkenly threw a glove at him from a balcony.] I believe it was right after you referred to yourself as a “damsel returned to his palace tower.”
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But the future has limitless possibilities precisely the way the list of things Constantin has done to embarrass himself while drunk does as well, so. Aha.]
Is that what I said?
[Ahaha... ha. Well, all things considered, he could have done worse.]
It does sound much sillier without the atmosphere of a stealthy return, I'll admit... But! So close to having my insides smeared on a dirty walkway when a mysterious figure swept in to my rescue— It seems like I was only mistaken about the glove!
[Damsel? Confirmed. Glove? Sacrificed for the bit. He's looped back around to being charmed by this dumb thing.]
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Is that how it happened? I think your penchant for artful exaggeration has perhaps run away with you.
[He certainly hasn’t ever seen any damsel tackle a drunk in the street, nor would he expect to see one brandishing the neck of a bottle only just used to smash someone over the head. Perhaps he hasn’t been spending time in the company of the right kind of damsels.]
But in any case, it was my pleasure to play the role of mysterious rescuer for an evening. [Despite the awkwardness and the inconvenience of the incident, he means it genuinely. There are few events in Liem’s life these days that have unambiguously happy endings.] I still have your glove, actually. I meant to return it promptly, [after having it cleaned, obviously] but, well… your staff have informed me that you have a very busy schedule.
[He would say this with slightly less levity perhaps had the governor not come out of nowhere to have a carefree stroll with him in the middle of the afternoon.]
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I exaggerate only the perfect amount, my dear man. It's as true as I'm standing here with you now!
[Very romantic encounter in the alley, indeed! No one need focus on the breaking of bottles or any of that, especially not now, out here in the daylight. No, this is the time for romantic retellings...
Constantin's eyebrows go up curiously at the mention of his glove being returned; that much is... actually a surprise, but then, he wouldn't have expected someone so serious to acknowledge what they did in the alley at all in the first place before he brought it up. This outing is full of surprises.]
I'm in high demand, certainly... You came all that way to give it back to me? Truly?
[Anyone else might have sold it for the handful of coin the materials would get them, he thinks, and so he's genuinely touched. Aw, Sir Talbott...]
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Well it was hardly a grand undertaking, but… yes. Of course.
[His gaze is, at the moment, rather firmly fixed on the street ahead of them. The amount of attention the governor is giving this fact is, once again, disconcerting. If he had been paying more attention a week and a half ago, perhaps he wouldn’t be surprised that this revelation would be greeted with more than just an obligatory “thank you” and a change of subject. Alas, he foolishly attributed at least some of d’Orsay’s previous sentimentality to the drink.]
It’s… your property.
[Not that he was scorning the “token of everlasting friendship” generously (and drunkenly) bestowed upon him, but he assumed that the governor would, in fact, want his glove back once he’d regained his sobriety and sense of discernment. He certainly wasn’t going to pawn it. Even if it was offered frivolously and probably in error, it was still essentially a gift.]
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It is an undertaking, no matter how small! I appreciate the effort, that's all I mean to say.
[Like, a lot, but who's keeping track. Let him think - does he remember any of the very small appointments he has booked? No, not likely; it's easier on everyone's inevitable scheduling headaches to finalize the days one at a time, so, ah. No one on his staff has mentioned this visit even in passing, which makes him wonder...]
What did you tell them? Who did you tell? Was it Sir de Courcillon? Did his collar ruffle itself into a frenzy upon your request?
[Constantin knows in his heart that "I have to return the governor's glove, thrown at me in a drunken moment of passionate thanks" is not at all what Liem must have said, but let him pretend for this brief moment.]
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Some ruffling may have occurred.
[The amount of effort and stubbornness required to book some of the governor’s valuable time is, unsurprisingly, a fair amount! The staff were all too eager to shuffle his request off to some other channel, which ordinarily he would commend them for― the wheels of bureaucracy, working as intended! In this particular instance, however, it meant some egos needed to be deflated before he was able to make headway. He's navigated similar waters a hundred times before, and in his experience getting the desired result is often just a matter of finding the right person to lean on.]
It will likely be noted down as a meeting to review the terms of a small business permit for possible revision. [He gestures vaguely with one hand as he speaks, waving away the insignificant details.] As you can imagine, the gentleman I spoke to was insistent that I simply submit the documents for review, but I was… persuasive.
[“Persuasive” here meaning “overbearing enough that he decided it was worth a few minutes of the governor's time to make an exception, for the sake of what remained of his sanity.”]
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Constantin pats him amiably on the shoulder.]
Good man! And did you complete them anyway, the documents? Shall I review your humble service for glove retrieval and return? There are fewer permits when no money changes hands, or so they'd have you believe.
[There are always permits. Permits never end. He hates reviewing permits because only one in a million is at all interesting.
But would be interesting is fully committing to the bit and writing up the plans for a fake business. Excellent use of the governor's time.]
Ah— wait, don't tell me! Save it for our important business meeting! Tell me what brings you out to this part of town, instead!
[Here, the governor forgets that other people just go around town sometimes, because it's normal to do that.]
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But then, he likely should bring something to d’Orsay’s office along with his wayward glove, even if it isn’t paperwork. Half the reason for his fable about business permits was to avoid raising the curiosity of nosy staff. It would be conspicuous to depart just a few minutes after his hard-fought meeting with the governor finally commenced.]
Of course… I’ll not burden you with such talk now.
[Important business matters… he’ll have to think on it later. Now that his visit is no-longer a surprise, it seems the good governor has formed some expectations. And, frivolous though it may be, he finds himself reluctant to disappoint him.]
Actually, I was here on business― concluded now, happily. [Sun still high in the sky and already it’s been a long day. “Just going around town?” Like, recreationally? He’s not familiar with that concept.] I was meeting with the proprietor of the Riqueti Patisserie, just down the street from here. A refreshing change from lurking in the city’s back streets at night.
[He doesn’t only prowl seedy alleys for thugs to vanquish and damsels to rescue, romantic as that might be. He does have a day job as well!]