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dumbshow2018-11-24 10:16 pm
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Constantin pats him amiably on the shoulder.]
Good man! And did you complete them anyway, the documents? Shall I review your humble service for glove retrieval and return? There are fewer permits when no money changes hands, or so they'd have you believe.
[There are always permits. Permits never end. He hates reviewing permits because only one in a million is at all interesting.
But would be interesting is fully committing to the bit and writing up the plans for a fake business. Excellent use of the governor's time.]
Ah— wait, don't tell me! Save it for our important business meeting! Tell me what brings you out to this part of town, instead!
[Here, the governor forgets that other people just go around town sometimes, because it's normal to do that.]
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But then, he likely should bring something to d’Orsay’s office along with his wayward glove, even if it isn’t paperwork. Half the reason for his fable about business permits was to avoid raising the curiosity of nosy staff. It would be conspicuous to depart just a few minutes after his hard-fought meeting with the governor finally commenced.]
Of course… I’ll not burden you with such talk now.
[Important business matters… he’ll have to think on it later. Now that his visit is no-longer a surprise, it seems the good governor has formed some expectations. And, frivolous though it may be, he finds himself reluctant to disappoint him.]
Actually, I was here on business― concluded now, happily. [Sun still high in the sky and already it’s been a long day. “Just going around town?” Like, recreationally? He’s not familiar with that concept.] I was meeting with the proprietor of the Riqueti Patisserie, just down the street from here. A refreshing change from lurking in the city’s back streets at night.
[He doesn’t only prowl seedy alleys for thugs to vanquish and damsels to rescue, romantic as that might be. He does have a day job as well!]