[Under the dopey message? Sorry, I don't think it's possible to get past the 'my dear' part to be honest.
Favaro is really going to name an actual price? In the form of bar tabs. Look at this trashy gold digger right here. At least he is finally smiling again though. Kaisar would gladly part with honorable knightly gold for that.]
Just a couple? [A shake of his head.
Wait. Did Favaro really just wipe oil onto his face. There was no request for matching smudges. Kaisar swipes at the spot and manages to make an even bigger mess out of it then what he did to Favaro's face. No... He can't wipe this on his nice clothes. He's scanning around for a cloth as he answers Favaro's rude question.]
Anything in town of course. A knight is a valuable patron unlike some customers. [Is that uppity enough for you? Thankfully Kaisar is actually playing along and evident in the dry tone of his reply. They could go right now if they were at all presentable.]
He's actually serious about the bar tabs, is the thing... He might be secretly rich as hell from that sweet bounty, but why would he refuse free money? Especially Kaisar's free money? It seems obvious where that money should go.
There's a perfect retort for this - "a couple couples" - interrupted by Kaisar smudging his own face even more, which just gets him to laugh. Sorry boo. He makes a half-assed effort to cover it with his arm, which is mercifully not covered in oil, but he sure is laughing at Kaisar's plight which is totally his fault.]
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Favaro is really going to name an actual price? In the form of bar tabs. Look at this trashy gold digger right here. At least he is finally smiling again though. Kaisar would gladly part with honorable knightly gold for that.]
Just a couple? [A shake of his head.
Wait. Did Favaro really just wipe oil onto his face. There was no request for matching smudges. Kaisar swipes at the spot and manages to make an even bigger mess out of it then what he did to Favaro's face. No... He can't wipe this on his nice clothes. He's scanning around for a cloth as he answers Favaro's rude question.]
Anything in town of course. A knight is a valuable patron unlike some customers. [Is that uppity enough for you? Thankfully Kaisar is actually playing along and evident in the dry tone of his reply. They could go right now if they were at all presentable.]
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He's actually serious about the bar tabs, is the thing... He might be secretly rich as hell from that sweet bounty, but why would he refuse free money? Especially Kaisar's free money? It seems obvious where that money should go.
There's a perfect retort for this - "a couple couples" - interrupted by Kaisar smudging his own face even more, which just gets him to laugh. Sorry boo. He makes a half-assed effort to cover it with his arm, which is mercifully not covered in oil, but he sure is laughing at Kaisar's plight which is totally his fault.]
A knight, maybe, but not a dark knight!
[HE'S SO FUNNY]