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Kurapika ([personal profile] dialtones) wrote in [community profile] dumbshow2014-12-24 10:22 pm

answer your god damn phone

[How many calls had he missed from Leorio alone?

Honestly, he preferred not to look at the number. It was wrong, but this wasn't something he could pull any of them into. He'd been wrapped up in his own little world, paying attention to the news enough when it related to his work and his end goal, and while he could have gone to the elections or even to visit Gon (his comrades had, after all), he decided against it. Visiting would have just opened up a whole can of other problems.

Maybe it went against what he'd been thinking before, but he had matured a bit since then. With the Spider desperately working to repair itself, and plenty of its members still on the move, Kurapika had to consider how to handle them-- but he was also sitting right on top of the location of the eyes of his brethren. He had to work up to it, and well... That's what he'd done.

There were a large amount of them recovered (he had to deal with a lot of people to get this collection) and given funerals, but it wasn't enough until he had every last set. There were still leads to follow, and so he continued to climb and gain Nostrade's trust.

Trust, though, is what leads him to pulling his cell phone out now. A strange illness was breaking out in the Nostrade organization, and it was worrying Nostrade himself. A few of his workers had already died, and panic was growing. He demanded that Kurapika find him someone to find out what was going on, but to be sure it was someone they could 'trust', because this could very well be an attack on them.

A doctor that he could trust? His first thought was that there was none. But after just a moment's more hesitation, he gives in and speaks his understanding clearly to Nostrade, hitting the call button on his phone and stepping away. His opposite hand curls at his elbow as he waits. This is pulling him in, but if it's just Leorio... It'll be easier to keep him in the dark about a lot of what he's been doing.

He'll use that to justify this selfish decision.]


Leorio?
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reolio

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-19 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not going to take his glasses off!! Because he usually forgets they're on, given how often he falls asleep with them on, but now it's because Kurapika gave him a sassy look. So there.

Back in reality where he's mercifully keeping his thoughts to himself, he's definitely wholly absorbed in what he's doing. Each little reaction from Kurapika is more incentive to keep doing it, and he doesn't go without appreciating the hand smoothing over his skin either. It's just the back of his neck, but it makes him shiver and hum, now.

Kurapika gets his wish, though, as the touch to his leg makes him make another noise- it was supposed to be 'hey!!' but he fumbled it- and his knees buckle reflexively only to hit the front panel of the desk with a dull thump.

He doesn't straighten up to frown again, but he does give his hip a squeeze that's supposed to be ornery, really, it is.]
C'mon, I got enough bruises there already.

[Rude... the side of his neck is quite rude, too, and he'll easily go back to his kisses, only much slower than before.]
speeddial: (shut the fuck up leorio)

does he actually say neoleo, i don't even know

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-19 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
It sure as hell isn't my fault. [He says this with an edge, but he's not raising his voice even a little, so it's obviously just going through the motions. Bicker here, kiss the spot where his jaw meets the bottom of his ear there, and one for the road-] You're the one who picked the desk.

[Not that he would have chosen the floor himself - the desk does a really thorough job of solving the too tall to function problem, it's obvious, but still. Dimly he realizes that the stupid loose way he left his shirt and jacket are going to get in the way of Kurapika's legs around him, so he finally pulls his hand away to shrug them the rest of the way off and drop them to the floor. That's better.

When he leans back in he goes to settle that hand in the dip of Kurapika's spine, so the suggestion is pretty well-timed. He's distracted at first by a few more kisses before it actually sinks in that he's supposed to do something with that. In a mumble,]
Oh- okay?

[Of course, there are only so many things to find in a back pocket while hooking up with someone, so he's hardly expecting a picture of some swirly jungle plants... He's a man of the world, Kurapika!! A man who no doubt keeps a lonely, pristine condom in his wallet no one has ever seen... that world. He does indeed reach down to root around in Kurapika's back pocket, totally unabashed, and pulls away from his neck to look at his grand prize.

There's absolutely no way he can let this go without saying something. He's approaching crimson again and his voice kind of shakes, but honestly the latter is because he could just- laugh stupidly-]


How long were you sitting on this? [DURING BREAKFAST... during pancakes... cover his mouth before he loses it]
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watch all of 1999 just for neoleo which i just typed as nelrilo somehow, what the fuck

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-19 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Who said the mood was ruined? Leorio doesn't consider this a mood ruined at all! Sure, Kurapika is getting a little fussy again, but that's workable.]

Nope! [He does actually laugh now, but it's honestly not to make fun of him... not totally. The fact that he holds the bottle out to the side at arm's length, on the other hand, is somewhat more blatant.] If you really want to try...

[Still: shush, he'll be nice. He grins again before ducking down to plant a quick kiss on his lips, which says he'll shut up way better than he actually ever will out loud.]
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why is that a threat if it's you who is going back to 1999 hell

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-19 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Not cheating. Pinching him is cheating, and he objects with an ow that's much sterner than it needs to be for how light that pinch is.

But ah, his intimate knowledge of Kurapika-speak comes in handy this time. He gives him another short kiss, putting the bottle down on the desk and his hand back under Kurapika's shirt. No rush, since he's insufferable and all... But it's about time for this shirt to come off, and since he has to pull back a couple inches to tug it up and nudge with his other hand for him to raise his arms... comments.]


You're fussy, you know that? [love you too, pikt.]
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whoa calm down satan

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-20 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Red shirt, he knew ye well. Leorio raises an eyebrow at him - golly, does he talk a lot, he had no idea - and then shrugs. Everyone has to make sacrifices and Kurapika's is getting a word in edgewise, probably.

That look catches him and doesn't let him go, though, while it lasts. He's not expecting it somehow, and opens his mouth to say something definitely way too sappy an honest, but - he's already done a lot of that today. Maybe in a little while. He shakes his head slightly with a smirk.]


Staring at me's not gonna shut me up. [Well, it might help... He finds himself suddenly in disbelief again that they're where they are doing what they're doing— that Kurapika is giving him that look and not hitting him with anything, honestly. And yet as fast as this all has gone, he doesn't want to take any of it back.

So, he won't. That works just fine. He leans in for another kiss with a hum and a repeat impossible shuffle forward into the front of the desk to encourage that wandering hand. After being the one touching without being touched this whole time, just that is enough to catch him up to how badly he wants the sensation of skin against skin.

Ah, so teasing Kurapika is also teasing himself, well... He'll pinch somewhere untoward if he's ribbed about that, okay. With the shirt tossed away he has both hands free; one on his chest, skimming over his ribs and down his stomach, and the other quite plainly skipping the back pocket and dipping right past the waist of his pants.

He wonders: will an ass-squeeze get him in fussy trouble? But whatever, he's going for it.]
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they think they're so cool is the ultimate joke of our lives

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[That honestly won't shut him up if he still has something to say, either... Luckily he's done (for now), and shifts the bulk of his focus back to Kurapika's body under his hands. Squeezing his ass gets pretty much the exact reaction he was hoping for, although he controls his urge to chuckle again so he can stay un-slapped.

Well, he looks smug about it, but that's it!! So when he does it again it's less abrupt and he's soon trying to angle his hand to move around to the front without snapping his wrist or actually having to stop touching him. He's almost got it, or rather, he's got the back of his hand pressing against Kurapika's hip and tugs a little on the fabric of his pants.

These jungle pajamas are going to give him hell always, aren't they. He can tell. Perhaps to make up for- or because of how he's uselessly fumbling everywhere, he's much less concerned with what sounds he's making. The more purposeful touches draw his breath out in impatient little huffs, shoulders tense. It seems like he might tell him to get on with it already when Kurapika palms him, and the line of his shoulders draws a bit more taut- not out of frustration anymore.

He almost says "never mind" out loud, but realizes and stops himself. Look, he's shutting up- save for a low noise in his throat that takes the place of having to ask for more. He's momentarily distracted from what his own hands are supposed to be doing and curls his fingers around the waist of Kurapika's pants as he pushes his hips forward slowly into his hand.

This desk... is going to be the death of him.]
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wow cringe nation, population: nodes

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-20 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[That slowness is both infuriating and not, oddly enough. Leorio won't even pretend he's not moving his hips to follow Kurapika's touches, because he obviously is - not quite rocking against his palm, but close. He must look fairly ridiculous, and if the tension humming between them wasn't enough to get him hard just from groping-through-the-pants, he might even care about looking like an idiot. But he hasn't been teased - verbally - for a couple minutes, so those thoughts drift easily away.

Jeez. He tugs at the waist of Kurapika's pants again, more pointedly. If his own pants are staying on right now and he's going to keep bumping the desk, then Kurapika's silly pajamas need to come off. It's... only fair...?

It's that little whine, really. The noises Kurapika makes certainly get him going (and he's so smooth, check him out), so, logically. The PJs have to go so he can put his hands wherever he wants.]
Kurapika... up— Lift a little, come on.

[thanks leorio]
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melody is listening

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-20 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[That's the only good thing about these PJ pants. Leorio has a moment where he genuinely tries to sort through the logistics of getting the pants totally off without actually taking a step back, but that's actually stupid. He huffs, truly frustrated that he can't remove pants and have Kurapika's hands on him at the same time, stepping back to pull them the rest of the way off. Goodbye PJs, he hardly knew ye.

Then there's a pause. Leorio just looks at Kurapika for a moment, and half a dozen absurdly sappy things go through his mind and he considers saying most of them, but—]
I'm- oh.

[Right. It's barely a full step that puts him back up against the desk, but it feels like the difference between being there and being out in the hall, or further. Before he gets to appreciating the lack of PJs, though, he cups both sides of Kurapika's face with his hands and kisses him soundly on the lips. There are too many emotions trying to go into that kiss at once - he's happy but full of nerves, and maybe a little overwhelmed with affection. All the excess spills out into the kiss, like he needs to do this before he can focus on the rest.

Not that he isn't always radiating too much affection, but there's a saturation point eventually. This is it- before he actually breaks the kiss his hands drift down from Kurapika's face, one flattening against the small of his back to hold him close while he sets the other on one knee to slide up his thigh.

He stops once to squeeze. This is a squeezy evening. He'd just keep doing that until he's touched every bit of skin he can reach, but getting a taste of his own ridiculous teasing medicine is so... He drags the heel of his hand the rest of the way to curling fingers around his cock. He's clear on this part, okay, but just give him- one second-]
... You're- really great.

[His other sappy comments weren't this... dorky... damn.]
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i wrote this in between like 8 other tags prays it's coherent

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Leorio huffs lightly; he knows that was a laugh! But he can't really get bothered by it after the kiss and the way he says his name. He thinks there might be more emotion in that single word than he's gotten out of Kurapika in one sitting before, and that's— he wants to hear more like it, for sure. The fact that he's the one who gets Kurapika to talk like that and act like this is... well, it's also really great.

He'll work on being more poetic some other time. For now, as he tilts his head to give more room for more kisses, he likes those...]


I'm what? [Come on, give him an adjective or two, he earned them. His voice is low and obviously distracted, but he does actually mean this, here and now. The hand on Kurapika's back presses firmly as he strokes slowly with his other hand once, twice. He'll get that adjective, damn it—

Tilting his head to a slightly different angle, his gaze flicks to Kurapika's face—and his red eyes. It's not the first time they've gone scarlet during things like this, though it still sends a jolt through him when he first notices. The color really is beautiful...

Uh, but he's not that far gone into the realm of sappy comments yet. So he'll go on with this dweeby thing,]
I wanna know.
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claws my way up from intros

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-24 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[The noises and little movements do keep Leorio patient while Kurapika's voice deserts him, at least. He encourages more with another few slow strokes, totally counterproductive toward getting his precious adjective, but he'll deal with that.

He's not sure what he was expecting, but somehow amazing surprises him. He would have settled for "predictable" again, at this point and in this situation. Amazing... It makes something tug in his chest when he hears it, and again as he thinks about it, amazing...!

The look on his face is pretty suddenly embarrassing, so it's good for both of them that Kurapika closes his eyes. Leorio turns his head to catch his lips when he leans in to kiss, pressing against him with mouth and both hands and— god, he's making such an embarrassing face. Amazing— He starts to laugh before he even breaks the kiss, almost sheepish.

This isn't making fun, for the record.]


Hmm. You think so? [yes leorio super smooth, fresh jar of skippy.wav

He's not really saying that to get an answer, though, which is obvious when he kisses him again, more powerfully. The hand on Kurapika's back he lifts to put on the desk behind him instead, bracing himself as he leans impossibly further. Thank god this furniture isn't going to tip over.]
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you're in the pit

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-25 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He stops laughing quickly enough, at least. It's a credit to how wholly focused on Kurapika he is that the papers falling all over the floor hardly register at all, and the touches against his chest have him responding with a muffled noise of his own. Kurapika could probably touch him with just one finger right now and he'd go to pieces.

He breaks the kiss to take in a sharp breath when he's stroked- like he hadn't realized just how badly he wants and wants right now until that contact. So with his own hand still moving and the other still on the desk he shifts blindly, a bit forward, then back, to one side—

This desk is honestly going to give him grief now, really? He doesn't need to take this from a desk.

He's at a stupidly simple impasse; if he makes a real effort to just climb onto the desk, he'll have to sacrifice a solid few seconds of being touched, but the very idea of doing that is so unappealing when his skin feels on fire and he can't think of a thing his hands are supposed to do besides be on Kurapika somewhere. That, and he suddenly thinks this desk might be too small for them both.

Shit. Well.]
Kurapika, [he says it against his mouth, then continues between kisses, wondering if this is going to sound as stupid to Kurapika as it does just before he says it.] The desk isn't... The desk sucks.
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kurapit

[personal profile] speeddial 2015-02-25 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He's relying on Kurapika to solve this desk problem, he realizes, because Kurapika is always calling the shots (or trying to, at least, with Leorio) and he's already saying things like the desk sucks. Articulating much more than that isn't his top priority right now, all things considered.

Except Kurapika is practically losing it as well... It's all Leorio can do to remember to focus on the desk problem while he's moving and touching and making sounds like that. 'I don't care where we do it'—that sends a jolt through him that makes his breath catch in his throat and he sputters it out, his grip tightening a bit reflexively.

Okay. So.]
Uh- [With effort he tears his gaze from Kurapika's face, looking down to the floor. He's not just going to flop Kurapika down where Nostrade rolled around like a moron before, but good, their shirts and his jacket are in a good enough pile for this. Better than the desk, in any case.]

Grab that. [He nudges the bottle of lube with the back of his wrist, then hooks his arm around Kurapika to lift him right off the desk, pivot, and kiss whatever he can reach as he drops to kneeling on the floor. (Too hard; more bruises for his collection.)

The angle's all messed up and he can't move his hand as freely with how thoroughly he's pressed the two of them together, but for the next minute or so that doesn't really matter.]

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