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EDIE HORN

the necromancer. prim and proper but prone to sticking his hands into bodies. trust issues. still thinks he deserves the best stuff just for showing up. will like you more if you bicker with him. faked his own death once, unrelated to cutting off his own fingers.

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AUGUSTINE

space prince. paranoid. always on; a little manic by default. acts like he's being scrutinized by an audience most of the time. a pretty good engineer. sickly, but pretends he isn't. convinced he will be murdered if he doesn't start murdering people first. regrettably, a mama's boy.

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HAVEMERCY

former heir. former priest. former a lot of things. did one big thing in a fit of irresponsible rage, fucked it up, has pulled back from doing big things ever since. just wants to be left in peace but can't help but getting involved. has the worst taste in clothes imaginable.

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OLEANDER

the priest & the liar. has faked his way into moderately high status in his local temple purely for the room & board. does not like to go outside. walks with a cane. skittish when removed from his comfort zone, otherwise fairly charming. unfortunately a little too good at solving mysteries.

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OCTAVIAN HOWE

ghost, inventor, alchemist. murdered by his best friend over "business disputes" and took a while to realize he was actually dead. haunted the same room for thirty more years by sheer force of will. hasn't figured out how to alchemize himself back to life yet. a little strange.

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MAGNUS

venus-born socialite with a self-selected specialization in demolition. hobbyist programmer (he's okay). full of it and of himself. insecure about himself under the posturing. believes whole-heartedly in the exaggerated great deeds of his family's ancestor.

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© TESSISAMESS

click for quick n easy threading info ☆ my guys come with a number of available settings: a space station (august, havemercy), a city that is halfway underwater but still populated above and below sea level (edie, oleander), and a steampunk-adjacent city on mars (octavian, oskar). i can mush settings or press my guys into other settings as desired. ☆ blease... throw me a pitch... ☆ hard nos: noncon, gratuitous gore, teacher/student shipping