highly new, slightly improved open post

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assorted morons

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optional prompts/ideas

☆ caught in the rain meme ☆ little steps meme ☆ affectionate physical contact meme ☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy ☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU ☆ melodrama is ultimate tier ★ SHIPPING AND FUCC: ☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh ☆ things I am not into: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character ☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty ☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen

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[pierless]

[Of course it comes back to his ankle. Of course it does. He exhales irritably against his neck, his hands abruptly and bluntly stopping their inquisitive touch. He keeps his hands on him, obviously, he's not going to just jerk back, but they settle into slightly less suggestive positions.]

It wouldn't be hard. Zidian will take it off and seal the wound all in one strike.

[Tartly said, from the man who routinely threatens to break his nephew's legs.]

How eager are you?

[fanfavors]

To have my leg cut off? Or to have you?

[Let him try to move more carefully... it's not nearly as slick and he's already thrown a wrench in the rhythm of what they had going here, but he manages to get his legs over Jiang Cheng's lap without smashing his foot into anything else. It's still not suggestive, but it's comfortable.]

I think about one of those all the time. Although you'll have to carry me longer if my leg comes off.

[pierless]

[Oh, hello, that's far more comfortable. Gently, he settles his arms atop his thighs, one hand skimming lightly before he settles it atop his knee. His thumb rubs gently, absently memorizing the curve there.]

I'm not carrying you after tonight.

[Beyond to bed, anyway, but that's different, and also not the point.]

I meant me. All the time, really?

[It sound skeptical, but there's a pleased curl to his mouth.]

I think of you too.

[fanfavors]

[Oh, but he will carry Huaisang plenty!! Now it's a personal goal, so thanks for signing up. He pats Jiang Cheng's chest, right in the center, fond and a little teasing.]

Most of the time.

[Sometimes, he thinks about birds.]

What do you think about me? If you need more ideas, I have some books you can borrow.