highly new, slightly improved open post

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optional prompts/ideas

☆ caught in the rain meme ☆ little steps meme ☆ affectionate physical contact meme ☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy ☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU ☆ melodrama is ultimate tier ★ SHIPPING AND FUCC: ☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh ☆ things I am not into: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character ☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty ☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen

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[whitewolfed]

[This is not the first time he's nearly died.

Honestly, it's just a part of the job description. Bards have to memorize chords, queens occasionally have to don corsets instead of armor, and witchers really ought to expect more than their fair share of life-threatening injuries. You stop caring after a while, really. Either destiny will favor you or she won't; no point in fussing either way.

Which isn't so say he's not pleased to wake up. But maybe he keeps his eyes closed a little longer than strictly necessary, because he's too used to this and he knows what's coming from Jaskier.]

Hrm.

[It's a wordless grunt, an acknowledgement. And then he opens his eyes, staring blankly up at him.]

Back. Now.

[He'll push him if he doesn't move, though not too roughly. For now.]

How long have I been asleep?