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☆ caught in the rain meme ☆ little steps meme ☆ affectionate physical contact meme ☆ picture prompt also acceptable but link them so it's tidy ☆ AU ideas: soulmates AU, reincarnation AU, Bad End AU, canon divergent/roleswap AU, dorky college AU, crossover AU, super indulgent high fantasy AU ☆ melodrama is ultimate tier ★ SHIPPING AND FILTHY THINGS: ☆ non-fluffy relationship types I'm down for: codependent, master/servant power imbalance type ships, "we're bad for each other but worse for anyone else," other things I am failing to think of tbh ☆ things I won't rp: noncon (includes "dubcon"), incest, tsundere shit if your tsundere is just verbally abusive, gratuitous torture porn, you'll probably have to ask me about harder kinks and they will vary by character ☆ I don't have a kink list so pitch me an idea if u thirsty ☆ if you would prefer a locked post I can also make that happen

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[prequell]

[Ah, now he's embarrassed about being embarrassed. Good job, babe.]

Well, saying that kind of thing... I'm not used to it.

[babystein]

Can you even say fuck?

[prequell]

[Long....... silence.]

Probably.

[babystein]

Do it.

[prequell]

[Toshinori puts the entire pancake he's holding into his mouth. Yes, really.

What's that?? Suddenly he can't speak.]

[babystein]

[His eyes narrow in disgust. This is . . . sad. Sad and pathetic.]

You're going to have to swallow at some point.

[prequell]

[Aizawa can say that again later. Ha ha ha. Toshinori... chews the pancake Slowly, shrugging theatrically.]

Mmmm?

[babystein]

You shoved your dick up my ass and yet you can't even say you did it. You're in your twenties, Toshinori.

[prequell]

[STOP... He's going to choke and die here on the kitchen floor and then where will Aizawa be, huh?? Single, for starters. Toshinori coughs (foreshadowing), covering his mouth so he doesn't actually spit pancake and waving his other hand at Aizawa to stop that. Babe!!]

[babystein]

[He stares. Blankly. He makes no move to help his choking boyfriend, both because he seems to have it under control and because he has a point to make.]

[prequell]

[He'll make his point in a couple seconds, after he's done choking down this pancake, and that point is as follows:]

It's not good for my image, so I never got into the habit...!

[pg13]

[babystein]

You're not in front of the cameras, though.

[He steps in closer, pressing up against him, one hand pushing lightly through his hair. C'mere, pancake breath.]

And you've got the ability to say it. Right?

[prequell]

[Ah... Aizawa can't seduce him into swearing. Just kidding, he completely can if the way Toshinori's eyes widen a little when he presses close.]

Right. [Ah...] Is this going to be a bribe?

[specifically, a sexy bribe.]

[babystein]

Maybe.

[Maybe, if he figures out how to make a sexy bribe without actually putting out much effort.]

What will it take?

[prequell]

["without actually putting out"]

Shouta, that isn't how bribes work.

[This is just taking requests... don't be so lazy. They're going to fuck anyway, so like, this is all pointless, but still.]

[babystein]

Like you'd know.

[He doesn't curse, he definitely doesn't know how bribes work. He leans forward, resting more of his weight against him, nosing lightly at his chest.]

[prequell]

What's that supposed to mean? Of course I don't take bribes, but for you, I'll make an exception.

[A.........sexception. Is that anything? He runs his fingers through Aizawa's hair, possibly getting some pancake flour on him, but whatever, he's taking a shower later anyway. Endure.]

[babystein]

[He endures. There's worse things that could be in his hair; at least pancake flour comes with Toshinori's fingers. He hums softly, tipping his head forward.]

Hmm. I'll get on my knees and suck you off if you can tell me to. Dirtily, you can't weasel out of it.

[prequell]

[He is going to get so much flour in Aizawa's hair, then, with his constant affection. Enjoy it!!

And hold on-]

I thought I was telling you I wanted to do that. [erk. okay!!] To-- suck you off.

[babystein]

[Oh, that's not bad. Not bad at all, and, having gotten his end of the deal, Aizawa shrugs.]

I get the feeling you still don't understand bribes. But if you want to suck me off, Toshi . . . by all means.