[Darling... dear... stop... Is he sick?? Did he sniff too many candles and fall into some kind of delirium? When will it end?
That's not a bad idea about sending pops some fruitcake, though. Remind him in a couple months.]
Which did you notice first, that it was wax or that it had a wick coming out of it? [Flatly, because - he doesn't want to know, and also does. It will unfortunately help him gauge how dumb his choice of mullet cops is.]
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That's not a bad idea about sending pops some fruitcake, though. Remind him in a couple months.]
Which did you notice first, that it was wax or that it had a wick coming out of it? [Flatly, because - he doesn't want to know, and also does. It will unfortunately help him gauge how dumb his choice of mullet cops is.]