dicktective: (I wanted sex)
Jude (Chun-hee) An ([personal profile] dicktective) wrote in [community profile] dumbshow 2014-08-16 03:19 am (UTC)

[Leon grits his teeth and... doesn't really say anything to that, because really that would be awesome.]

People like beer. No one likes Christmas cake. That's shit you give to relatives you don't see or care about as a festive "fuck you!"

-- Wait, I'm thinking of Fruitcake. Whatever, it's the same thing. [Hey D do you think your dad might want some fruitcake this year... Also it's not at all the same thing?? Christ, Leon.]

You know I think they have candles shaped like pies too. I saw a blueberry one, I nearly bit into it before I realized. [Did he really or is he trying to take focus away from his fruitcake blunder with an even dumber blunder? The sad thing is that either is perfectly plausible.]

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