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Metatron ([personal profile] changehands) wrote in [community profile] dumbshow 2014-01-06 04:44 am (UTC)

you love it

[He's practicing saying it for when Michael finally fucking goes to sleep for once.

The sulky demeanor does nothing to hinder Metatron's unnecessary peppiness.]


There's been some amazing finds this month! [Even though his other gifts were so rudely destroyed (so rude) he whips out two more. A fancy box of tea leaves and an even fancier tin of bonbons.]

An amazing new tea from Africa! It's apparently unrivaled in reducing stress- [He leans in close, like he is telling a secret] a worthy dark horse against those common teas like Chamomile. [He straightens up again. He looks even happier about this one.] And these delectable candies! They are worthy for God himself, I can attest to that. A little treat for our representative that works so hard.

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