[the magic 8 ball that is Alois' moody baby lifestyle is correct]
[Of the multitude of things that go through his mind to do to her in response to not being prepared (mostly slapping, honestly), he somehow grasps the concept of not aggravating his hands even more. So - although he has to lean forward and stretch a bit to reach, because he is super small - when she bows, he makes a grab for her braided hair and yanks.]
What do you think you're playing at? You must think it's funny, carrying on without a care in the world— Too bad it damn well isn't! Shall I have Claude teach you how to do your job properly?
[He doesn't know what goes on among his demonic staff, but since he (with a ton of bias) assumes Claude is the most threatening of them, well. #management]
writing a petition rn
[Of the multitude of things that go through his mind to do to her in response to not being prepared (mostly slapping, honestly), he somehow grasps the concept of not aggravating his hands even more. So - although he has to lean forward and stretch a bit to reach, because he is super small - when she bows, he makes a grab for her braided hair and yanks.]
What do you think you're playing at? You must think it's funny, carrying on without a care in the world— Too bad it damn well isn't! Shall I have Claude teach you how to do your job properly?
[He doesn't know what goes on among his demonic staff, but since he (with a ton of bias) assumes Claude is the most threatening of them, well. #management]