[He is, for the record, nineteen. He will lie and say he's twenty-five, because he's a loser like that.]

Same reason everyone decided. I needed something, it cost too much, and the legal way of getting money just wasn't cutting it.

So I started as a runner. And then I was pretty good at fighting, so I got to do the less shitty jobs. And then I figured, hey, why be a small fry running around on some idiot's orders when I could actually get some stuff done?

Mm. Maybe not everybody, though. You were born into it.

[It's just a fact. The Yao clan is too rich to not be known. He takes a bite of his (disgustingly large) burger and adds:]

When's the last time you had somebody in your bed? Casual or a relationship, either way.