The word I used was fetish, Toshinori.

[The forehead lean is allowed, though. He even tips his head, nuzzling against him a little, too happy to really pick a fight.]

It's bad enough he might think I have a crush on anyone. But he thinks I have some kind of weird kink about it, that I went and found somebody who looks like him. Before you know it he'll buy me one of those action figures and some off-brand sex toy.