[Excuse you, he's not bumbling, he's new at this. But that hand feels nice, big and broad against his back, and he rolls closer, once more pressing up tight against him.]

Yeah.

[And just like that, he has a boyfriend. Hmm. That's . . . good, he thinks, and feels his stomach twist around in giddy excitement. Yes, good, definitely, and he tips his head forward, resting his face in the crook of his neck.]

This is going to be a disaster once Hizashi finds out. He already thinks I've got some kind of All Might fetish going on thanks to you.