[that feel when your man throws beef jerky at you while trying to be charming(??) about kisses
Or: Ling does not catch this jerky, it hits him in the arm and lands on the floor, and both he and the cat stare at it for a moment until Ling slides it in the cat's direction. Not that he couldn't fuck up some beef jerky, but if he eats any more beef in one day he will turn into a cow.]
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Or: Ling does not catch this jerky, it hits him in the arm and lands on the floor, and both he and the cat stare at it for a moment until Ling slides it in the cat's direction. Not that he couldn't fuck up some beef jerky, but if he eats any more beef in one day he will turn into a cow.]
How about crackers? Surely you have crackers.