I want to not get arrested when some cop comes in and asks why a kid is drinking in my bar.
[J/K babe it's for you, it's because he's emotionally stunted and doesn't know how to give gifts like a normal person. Also: this is, like, step one in making sure Ling is all nice and legal for when he introduces him to some not-so-nice people.
Speaking of whom . . . he glances over at Martel (who is actually working, not just gently entertaining her special friend, Greed) and then back to Ling.]
Hey. Pick a day when you can come in regularly. I want to teach you something.
[After all: he needs his . . . not-boyfriend . . . in peak condition if he's going to be dragging him around places. A twink is well and good, but a twink that can defend himself is really a prize. And surely this trust fund baby has no idea how to do a damn thing.]
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[J/K babe it's for you, it's because he's emotionally stunted and doesn't know how to give gifts like a normal person. Also: this is, like, step one in making sure Ling is all nice and legal for when he introduces him to some not-so-nice people.
Speaking of whom . . . he glances over at Martel (who is actually working, not just gently entertaining her special friend, Greed) and then back to Ling.]
Hey. Pick a day when you can come in regularly. I want to teach you something.
[After all: he needs his . . . not-boyfriend . . . in peak condition if he's going to be dragging him around places. A twink is well and good, but a twink that can defend himself is really a prize. And surely this trust fund baby has no idea how to do a damn thing.]