[No!! He's pulling this cheese off between two fingers and eating them alone now. Let him live.]

I asked one of the servants to get them just for you. [this is a lie] It was a long and perilous journey... [also a lie] I tried to ensure it was something you'd like. [this is the truth]

They have little fruits on them. [Instead of being overly frosted or anything, they're like. Actually not as unhealthy for you? Look at them.] You like such tasteless things, right?