[he can't help himself, he exists in his own romcom where he's the cool mature one and the dippy loser at the same time. just let him get emotional and let it out via kisses sometimes, there's nothing wrong with that.]

Oh, wow, I'm moving up in the world.

[dork... it's alright, he gets it. for all he makes noise about not ever understanding anything that goes through Joe's head, well - actually, he does! how nice.]

If you dragged me around like that again instead of holding my hand I think we'd be due for a serious talk about your weird impulses.