[Jacob contemplates the exact meaning of "googoo eyes" while he's making them, making him the truly dumbest boy Ned could have chosen to go on the train date with.]

It's hard not to when you were the smuggest prick I'd ever met in London. I don't think I've ever come across anyone else who would just walk around my train like he owned it already.

[Ned is a prick, Jacob is truly good at this whole sweet talking thing.]