[Jacob does make some effort not to laugh this time, for the sake of playing along. He leans back with his brows raised in amusement, hand going to his chest in a feign of shock.]
You? A criminal? I'm scandalized. I don't know if I can keep be with someone leading a life of crime...
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You? A criminal? I'm scandalized. I don't know if I can keep be with someone leading a life of crime...