Am I supposed to have an angle, Ned? [Jacob doesn't think so hard about his reasons. As far as he's concerned, he just wants Ned to join him and enjoy himself. That's... all. He didn't want to explain beyond that, because he didn't know how to not sound so pathetic, but...]

It's not a crime to like having you around. [He tries, squeezing his shoulder before he withdrew his hand.] That's probably the most legal thing I do.